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Posted by futurevision on Nov-24-2003 11:04:

sex training course? hm

taken from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_838034.html?menu=

Courses promise to turn shy virgins into red hot lovers

A Dutch company is offering courses to turn shy male virgins into red hot lovers for �2,500.

Aquarion, from Niewegein, says the female teachers will deflower the students as part of the deal.

The six month courses also include intimate conversations and sexual training sessions with the teacher.

Spokeswoman Marion van der Stad, who's 56, told Het Laatste Nieuws: "Most of the students are virgins between 30 and 40 years old. They are too shy to visit a prostitute.

"When it finally comes to having sex with a woman they want to do it right, without any fumbling."

The students are first taught basic techniques, such as how to feel confident of their own naked bodies, before they learn how to be comfortable with a naked woman.

Ms van der Stad added: "For the next six sessions, they do practical things and if they then feel ready to have intercourse with the teacher, that's alright."

Students who graduate can go on to take an advanced course which promises to teach them how to become lady-killers.

"Men who have graduated from our courses are God's gift to women. They are perfect gentlemen and lovers at the same time," she added.

Story filed: 11:00 Thursday 13th November 2003

Posted by Ves on Nov-24-2003 11:14:

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Originally posted by RobEnergy
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"When it finally comes to having sex with a woman they want to do it right, without any fumbling."....

ohhh i think this course is going to make a lot of women very happy...

Posted by Slade on Nov-24-2003 11:49:

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quote:
Originally posted by Ves

ohhh i think this course is going to make a lot of women very happy...

I can make you happy Ves

Posted by gilmista on Nov-24-2003 13:12:

hmmmmmmm

Posted by webmeister on Nov-24-2003 22:06:

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Originally posted by RobEnergy
"Most of the students are virgins between 30 and 40 years old. They are too shy to visit a prostitute."

All I can say is ROFL

Posted by Casey on Nov-25-2003 05:54:

Re: sex training course? hm

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Originally posted by RobEnergy
taken from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_838034.html?menu=

"Most of the students are virgins between 30 and 40 years old.

Sad.

Posted by Pointy on Nov-25-2003 09:48:

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Originally posted by Teknoscaper.
I can make you happy Ves

Yes I heard from John that you're a dynamo after partaking in this course.

Posted by matt_a on Nov-25-2003 11:50:

oh man, my Initial Reaction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my calmed down reaction

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by gumble on Nov-25-2003 11:56:

i think its cute

Posted by arctic on Nov-25-2003 13:20:

Highly disturbing

Posted by Master_Yoda on Nov-25-2003 14:04:

quote:
Originally posted by matt_a
oh man, my Initial Reaction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my calmed down reaction

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

Posted by DJ Melody on Nov-25-2003 14:37:

LoL

Posted by Lanithium on Nov-27-2003 13:16:

they are too shy to go to a prostitute yet will go to a 6 month sex course? strange

Posted by christos on Nov-27-2003 23:20:

now that's a course you could justify spending money on I reckon. At least at the end of it theres some form of payback.