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I hate being around your gf and needing to fart because obviously you don't want to infront of them but your really uncomfortable and then it builds up so its almost unbearible and then you start getting passionate so you definately cant do one so your off to the toilet but it's built up for so long that if you fart it'll reverberate around the room really loud, but you have to cos otherwise it'll come out later and stuff...
What do i do?!?!?
Post a thread about it on TA. Maybe if you're lucky, your girlfriend will read it and immediately understand your position and say "don't worry honey, you can fart. It's okay."
Or... as an alternative, don't post a thread about it.
Re: Farting
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| Originally posted by smallSHEEP I hate being around your gf and needing to fart because obviously you don't want to infront of them but your really uncomfortable and then it builds up so its almost unbearible and then you start getting passionate so you definately cant do one so your off to the toilet but it's built up for so long that if you fart it'll reverberate around the room really loud, but you have to cos otherwise it'll come out later and stuff... What do i do?!?!? |
love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf
guffing is cool
the stinky ones not cool :/
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
heres the key let it out in lil spirts not all at once....only when ur in the clear tho..a lil one here a lil one there...
She knows you fart, and you know that she's had the same "oh-my-god-I-can't-hold-this-fart" feeling. It's like a duel, to see who has enough balls to shoot first. Make sure you laugh hysterically when you fart and say "Sorry baby, did that hit you?"
If she gets mad or embarassed, give her a dutch oven later on that night, sometimes if you introduce her to your gas by force, she'll accept your flatulent tendencies more easily.
EDIT: Try not to fart during sex though, because it's all down hill from there. Even worse if you fart while you're getting a BJ, might as well get married if you ever reach that point of comfortability with each other.
whoa thats deep
get a woman that don't care... ggeeessseee!!! dump the priss!
Best. Thread. EVER. 
I just do it like posted above, in little ones here and there. Or go to the bathroom and just drop the big one. But hope she doesnt go in after you do...
wow that made me laugh.. good thing i wasn't drinking anything, would have came out my nose...
eh not that I keep up on teh industry but I think those bang bus bros made a site where they bang a girl, then the guy farts in their face after he's finished.......not that it has anything to do with the conversation, cool to point out.
little spirts at first, then get comfortable where you can let loose whenever. But beware, no one like large smelly farts except when its your own.
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy heres the key let it out in lil spirts not all at once....only when ur in the clear tho..a lil one here a lil one there... |
well i dont think you can tell your gf this cause as we all know girls dont fart. heh.
but on a more serious note, youre best bet is to excuse yourself and let it out, just grin and be like oops. it's cuter that way. but by no means let one rip, not that's just plain gross
My ex use to fart in his room (which was small) closed the door and told me to go get something from there. I opened the door and WOOF!
Or he use to "throw farts at me" (fart in palm and make a fist and walk up to person and open first in their face).
He even sat on me once when I was sleeping after a party.
And I still cared for me (well not anymore..but at the time I did).
And yes love does mean being able to fart infront of your GF/BF.
But what about farting during sex? I would probably laugh so hard.
try the one cheek sneak. works for me everytime. if it smells really bad, blame it on the dog, if you dont have a dog, um, i guess go get one so he can take the blame for your stinky farts.
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| Originally posted by KarenLuvs2Party My ex use to fart in his room (which was small) closed the door and told me to go get something from there. I opened the door and WOOF! Or he use to "throw farts at me" (fart in palm and make a fist and walk up to person and open first in their face). He even sat on me once when I was sleeping after a party. And I still cared for me (well not anymore..but at the time I did). And yes love does mean being able to fart infront of your GF/BF. But what about farting during sex? I would probably laugh so hard. |
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| Originally posted by UWM Yar, no matter how much I loved my gf I wouldn't want her dropping bombs around me. |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
Re: Farting
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| Originally posted by smallSHEEP What do i do?!?!? |
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| Originally posted by ali92 Why not? Real lovers actually don't mind, because they appreciate each other's company. Of course, it's proper manners to exuse yourself after farting, it's nothing to really get so worked up over. I wouldn't mind if I had a girlfriend and she farted and she happened to be near me because I know that EVERYONE who's alive (and even people who've just died) farts, and must fart at some point. |
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