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Posted by jp on Nov-25-2003 15:10:

The best 999 calls (British 911)

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.u...f_999_calls.asp

Posted by mentalbarter on Nov-25-2003 15:13:

A male caller has dialled 999 to say that his wife has gone out without leaving any food to eat.

Posted by razzi on Nov-25-2003 15:33:

dumb ass british

Posted by arj1o1 on Nov-25-2003 16:21:

emergency number around the world

Posted by victor on Nov-25-2003 17:42:

it's 100 for india i think,,...

Posted by funk_e1 on Nov-25-2003 22:19:

The British Are Cumming!!

Help i smell like tea, I love the Spice Girls and all my bloody teeth are yellow and falling out!! lol

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Nov-26-2003 01:46:

Man oh man this is really pitiful :

"Communications operator: "Hello police"

Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."

Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."

Posted by webmeister on Nov-26-2003 03:55:

Not bad

Posted by Psionic on Nov-27-2003 02:36:

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Nov-27-2003 03:15:

Communications operator: "Police Emergency..."

Caller: "Um... Look I've lost my glasses, the ones for my nearsight."

Communications operator: "Right."

Caller: "And I'm trying to get my lunch and I can't see to do my potatoes very well."

Communications operator: "Right... but you're through to the police."

Caller: "I know..."

Communications operator: "Well I can't come and look for your glasses I'm sorry you'll have to peel your potatoes on your own."

Caller: "Well, I know but I still need them."

Communications operator: "Well you don't ring 999 for the look of your glasses."

Caller: "Well I couldn't get through to... I couldn't find the police number."

Communications operator: "Well if you look in the phone book under P for police it's in there... but the police can't help you look for your glasses... if they're in your house."

Caller: "No... but I mean... I could go to the police station, I suppose, to see if they're there."

Communications operator: "Have you not lost them in your house?"

Caller: "Sorry?"

Communications operator: "Have you not lost... Have you lost..."

Caller: "I've... I've looked everywhere. The only thing I can think of is that they, they slipped off this, er, cord... that I had round my neck."

Communications operator: "Right, well I'm afraid this is a 999 line and I can't help you with your glasses."

Caller: "I'll have to phone the, the taxi. I went in a taxi this morning at 10 o'clock..."

Communications operator: "Hmmm hmmm..."

Caller: "...to Waitrose, I mean I have to try everywhere you see."

Communications operator: "Well, I'm sorry this is for life and death emergency line, I really can't help you with glasses."

Caller: "...Only I didn't know what to do I was so panicky."

Communications operator: "Okay, Thank you now. Bye bye."

lol

Posted by d-jay MyTH on Nov-27-2003 10:57:

Re: The British Are Cumming!!

quote:
Originally posted by funk_e1
Help i smell like tea, I love the Spice Girls and all my bloody teeth are yellow and falling out!! lol

fool, at lest we didn't inflict celine dion on you!

Posted by mindshooter on Nov-28-2003 01:46:

Re: The British Are Cumming!!

quote:
Originally posted by funk_e1
Help i smell like tea, I love the Spice Girls and all my bloody teeth are yellow and falling out!! lol

wouldnt you call the police?

Posted by funk_e1 on Nov-28-2003 01:57:

We......Wee!!

quote:
Originally posted by d-jay MyTH
fool, at lest we didn't inflict celine dion on you!

I agree. She is a french singing wart machine. Stabbing your ears with plyers sounds better. If you play her records backwards you can almost hear her say in french....kill me I suck!! lol