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Posted by Henkie_henk on Jul-19-2001 12:21:

New virusses on the lose

The AlGore virus ~ Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting

The Clinton virus ~ Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory

The Bob Dole virus ~ Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky virus ~ Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did

The Ronald Reagan virus ~ Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

The Mike Tyson virus ~ Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey virus ~ Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb

The Jack Kevorkian virus ~ Deletes all old files

The Ellen Degeneres virus ~ Disks can no longer be inserted-changes the RAM

The Pozac virus ~ Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Joey Buttafuoco virus ~ Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbit virus ~ Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

The Arnold Schwarzenegger virus ~ Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

Posted by Dj Lex on Jul-19-2001 12:40:

Haha great shit again Henkie.
I had seen this before I think, but that doesn't mather.
Some i don't understand. Who was Joey Buttafuoco?

Posted by Blik on Jul-20-2001 16:45:

hahahaha, where do you find this shit henkie......???

it's great

Posted by KaNoS on Jul-20-2001 23:51:

Joey Buttafuoco is a guy that some years ago had sex with a minor, then that minor shot Buttafuoco wife, but she survived. Media made a sacandal of the case, like in the O.J. Simpson case.