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feckin dogs!!

left my shoes beside the fire to dry last night and when i came down this morning to get em the dogs had been at the, wee c*nts!

love to get themem and throw them in the fire!!

Man, last night I was in the chippy, and some random bird outside was trying to control her full-on rotwheiler-like dog. I came out of the chippy and the lousy runt was snarling at me like i've never heard. I swear the fecker wanted my kebab.

i'd give my leg before i'd part with my kebab!!

Dogs are men's best friend

Now all you need to do is become a man

Re: feckin dogs!!

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Originally posted by UglyDave left my shoes beside the fire to dry last night and when i came down this morning to get em the dogs had been at the, wee c*nts! love to get themem and throw them in the fire!!

My mates dog ruined my trainers in exactly the same fashion (except he doesnt have a fire).

Other than random outbursts of being dickheads though, dogs are mint and cant really be held resposible for chewing stuff, they are animals after all.

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Originally posted by goose_wh My mates dog ruined my trainers in exactly the same fashion (except he doesnt have a fire). Other than random outbursts of being dickheads though, dogs are mint and cant really be held resposible for chewing stuff, they are animals after all.

Having said that, some people might consider me to be an animal, but I rarely eat their shoes.

And they smell. Cats, on the other hand, keep themselves clean, they dont bark at strangers, they dont whine when you take them to the vets in the car, and they piss off for hours at a time meaning you dont have to look after them full time, hehe.

Cats rule all!! Here's a picture of mine:

def wouldn't call myself a cat lover..

although yeah, they do have the advantage of keepin themselves clean.. and they make the coolest "miao" sound.. my dogs fuckin stink.. be great if u could crossbreed

the fun of a dog, with the cleanlieness of a cat

2 out of 3 or my dogs:

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Originally posted by UglyDave 2 out of 3 or my dogs:

What type of dog is that? is it a king charles spaniel.. theyre mint, so mental they never hang around for more than 5 seconds.

defo dogs to cats. Dogs are loyal, fun, have great personalities.


Cats - cats are boring, demanding, vein. Cats, i hate them passionately.

this happened years back I went to bed one night and left my leeds utd shirt at the end of the bed. Woke up next morning to find that my cat had done a big runny shit all over it

But it made me laugh in the end, cos my cat obviously thought they were 'Shit'

Oh and another thing.........

I fucking hate mouthy jack russels all they do is bark, there a pain in the ass! snappy little buggers

Now this is a dog:

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Originally posted by goose_wh What type of dog is that? is it a king charles spaniel.. theyre mint, so mental they never hang around for more than 5 seconds.

springer spaniel.. that pic aint great, but she's a gorgeous dog!

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Originally posted by DJ M.G this happened years back I went to bed one night and left my leeds utd shirt at the end of the bed. Woke up next morning to find that my cat had done a big runny shit all over it But it made me laugh in the end, cos my cat obviously thought they were 'Shit'

ROFLOL!!

i decided to take our dog upstairs and show her the rest of the house once.. (they're usually confined to the kitchen..)

So i took Fionn up to my room, and she jumped on the bed and did a big pee on my duvet..

i was ragin... funny now though

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Originally posted by DJ M.G Oh and another thing......... I fucking hate mouthy jack russels all they do is bark, there a pain in the ass! snappy little buggers

the wee white bastard in the top left of that pic is a west highland terrier. she's a wee noisy bitch... she had a pup there too.. a wee mutt of a thing, she's even worse..

3 fuckin dogs
was soo much handier with 2

*loads up shotgun*

My dog has never done anything bad to anything of mine. My mates dog fancies me, it humps my leg and the first time i met him, in front of my parents and my mates parents, it started to cum all over my leg. Being 13 i kinda got confused lol...laugh about it now though!

Once left my new shirt, which at 15 cost me �30, and that is expensive when saving 3 weeks pocket money! anyway...left it next to my hamsters cage overnight and when i woke up, i couldnt find it. Turns out that the hamster has gotten it and turned the whole fucking shirt into its nice new beautiful cotton bed, with a few buttons left scattered around! i cried!

On a side note, my cat went to the vets today to get the result back on his tumour, and it turns out that it is wrapped around his vocal cords and a main artery in his neck and is milignant, so he will die within two months. Iv never loved an animal so much, and call me gay whatever lol but after being with an animal for 15 years, iv gotten really attactched! i dont want him to die!

I LOVE YOU WILLIAM!!!

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Originally posted by UglyDave the wee white bastard in the top left of that pic is a west highland terrier. she's a wee noisy bitch... she had a pup there too.. a wee mutt of a thing, she's even worse.. 3 fuckin dogs was soo much handier with 2 *loads up shotgun*

We've got a shitzu, and i tell you what i fucking hate it. It hates me and always snapps at me, i do tease it. I remember once i got every pillow in the house and put it on top of her when she was sleep. Never woke her up, then someone rang the doorbell and she jumped off with all pillows landing on her....

Seeing that shittest dog be pillowed to death...priceless

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Originally posted by TiestoFanMatt We've got a shitzu, and i tell you what i fucking hate it. It hates me and always snapps at me, i do tease it. I remember once i got every pillow in the house and put it on top of her when she was sleep. Never woke her up, then someone rang the doorbell and she jumped off with all pillows landing on her.... Seeing that shittest dog be pillowed to death...priceless

that's a bit harsh..


my dogs rule.. they somehow managed to escape from the kitchen the other morning and came up to my room. all excited too..

i kinna feel guilty for shoutin at them and chasin the back down stairs but, ah well what can ye do!!

David

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Originally posted by TiestoFanMatt I LOVE YOU WILLIAM!!!

Ooooh-er

cats rule

need to get a few pics of my pussy. dogs just smell, need a lot of attention walks etc :/ but the effort is worth the pet i guess. a dog can be your best friend.

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Originally posted by chojin cats rule

fluffy = the daddy

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Originally posted by Ste fluffy = the daddy

demn, i had a persian cat for like 8 years but then it got ran over. the fluffy cats are cool, only prob with our cat was it got a little shitty around the back end :/

now just have a 'normal' cat pfft <_<

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Originally posted by Ste fluffy = the daddy

take it fluffy getsa the occasional shag then so?

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