A dirty poem from Satan's writing desk

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Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 08:27:

A dirty poem from Satan's writing desk

"A Love Poem"
Ahem...

Dirty boys with throbbing, concrete, salty stiffs
Make me seep delicious liquid from my candy hole
I like men who go down slow with rhythm
And melt my caramel lips

Women are naked prisoners
But all of them like come on their wet flowers
Ferocious boners pierce the belly
And open the universe to an eternity of lingering joy

A fresh young feline will only drink his steaming desire
If he devours her velvet pie
Picture an ocean of champagne in the eye!

The End...Chess anyone? I must go harvest some souls

Posted by ZinG on Nov-28-2003 08:29:

damn this is what boredom does to you?
t't't't't'

Posted by Sand Leaper on Nov-28-2003 08:52:

For some reason, this:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I like it rough..RAWR!

"If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right!"

...made a lot more sense after I read that poem.

Posted by Endlesswave on Nov-28-2003 08:52:

lol I would say this is what boredom does to some women...

Posted by jon jon on Nov-28-2003 09:23:

Re: A dirty poem from Satan's writing desk

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Dirty boys with throbbing, concrete, salty stiffs
Make me seep delicious liquid from my candy hole
I like men who go down slow with rhythm
And melt my caramel lips

Women are naked prisoners
But all of them like come on their wet flowers
Ferocious boners pierce the belly
And open the universe to an eternity of lingering joy

A fresh young feline will only drink his steaming desire
If he devours her velvet pie
Picture an ocean of champagne in the eye!

The End...Chess anyone? I must go harvest some souls

I had to quote that just in case she woke up sober and decided to edit that shit. LOL

YOU SEE. SHE IS SATAN!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 12:27:

Re: Re: A dirty poem from Satan's writing desk

quote:
Originally posted by halo20
I had to quote that just in case she woke up sober and decided to edit that shit. LOL

YOU SEE. SHE IS SATAN!

Edit shmedit. I meant what I said.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 16:48:

quote:
Originally posted by ZinG
damn this is what boredom does to you?
t't't't't'

Not quite. Boredom puts idle hands to *ahem* "good" use...

Posted by StereoPrincess on Nov-28-2003 16:57:

so who do you havea crush on?

Posted by Shaya007 on Nov-28-2003 17:36:

Boredom...Damn!

Posted by DigiNut on Nov-28-2003 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by StereoPrincess
so who do you havea crush on?

That's what I'd like to know!

I'll bet it's either Vivid Boy or mzujizck!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 19:16:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
That's what I'd like to know!

I'll bet it's either Vivid Boy or mzujizck!

Har!Har!Har! No one will ever know, it's no one from the boards though, I can assure you of that.

Posted by Enraptured on Nov-28-2003 19:30:

It's me! My awesome avatar picture is what did it, no? Seriously, you have real talent. Very nice writing. And I have to say I like the subject matter!

Posted by starsearcher on Nov-28-2003 19:35:

quote:
it's no one from the boards though, I can assure you of that.

Damn it...I was hoping it was me. I no longer have a reason to live...

Posted by DigiNut on Nov-28-2003 19:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Har!Har!Har! No one will ever know, it's no one from the boards though, I can assure you of that.

Hmm now that is suspicious right there, since there's no way you could have met everyone from the boards.

Give us the dirt!

Posted by LKD on Nov-28-2003 19:58:

oh shut it digi...

u know its me...

she said the guy is an asshole...

and im an asshole...

so...1+1 = whaddaya know

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 20:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Hmm now that is suspicious right there, since there's no way you could have met everyone from the boards.

Give us the dirt!

You're right, I haven't met everyone from the boards, but I still know he doesn't post here...he probably thinks he's much too superior.

Posted by starsearcher on Nov-28-2003 21:43:

quote:
he probably thinks he's much too superior

So then why do you like him so much?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 21:54:

Call me crazy...he just makes me feel like dancing.

Posted by starsearcher on Nov-28-2003 22:52:

Allright this is oficially over...I give up...I will never be able to understand women. And to think that being raised by your mom and years of reasearch would lead to anything

From now on i'll be an asshole to all girls
That seems to work...

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-28-2003 22:54:

women are easy to understand ..no means yes and yes means no

Posted by starsearcher on Nov-28-2003 22:57:

quote:
..no means yes and yes means no

OMG this must be the answer I was looking for all my life

Posted by loca on Nov-28-2003 23:09:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Call me crazy...he just makes me feel like dancing.

so he's a DJ?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 23:18:

quote:
Originally posted by starsearcher

From now on i'll be an asshole to all girls

YES! HARDER!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-28-2003 23:21:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
YES! HARDER!

you like that bitch! HUH! HUH! YEA TALK DIRTY HOE YEAH!!!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-28-2003 23:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you like that bitch! HUH! HUH! YEA TALK DIRTY HOE YEAH!!!

Oh yeah! Just like that!

(don't make me talk dirty, I save that for my Penthouse Letters submissions...though they're really more Huslter caliber)

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