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Posted by J.L. on Dec-04-2003 03:01:

Engineering pick up lines

Engineering Pick-up Lines

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You're sweeter than glucose.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

Posted by moncster on Dec-04-2003 03:18:

tried too hard to be funny...

Posted by mezzir on Dec-04-2003 03:20:

Re: Engineering pick up lines

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

yeah how about we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between me and you with varying applied forces?

Posted by LKD on Dec-04-2003 03:55:

Re: Engineering pick up lines

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

ok this is flawed..cos 1000 Mhz = 1Ghz..which dumbass wrote this??

anwyasy the rest were rather funny

Posted by Dmatrox on Dec-04-2003 04:09:

lol!

who has a pentium 7, 1ghz anyways?

quote:
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen

how about :

You have the nicest X^2 curves i have ever seen!

Posted by Arg on Dec-04-2003 04:16:

About the 1Ghz...It could have been written a long ass time ago before the 1ghz benchmark...

How about...

Wanna go stick some disk into that drive of yours?

Posted by LKD on Dec-04-2003 04:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Arg
About the 1Ghz...It could have been written a long ass time ago before the 1ghz benchmark...

How about...

Wanna go stick some disk into that drive of yours?

or how bout

"wanan see if my floppy disk works in ur floppy drive??"

Posted by whiskers on Dec-04-2003 04:21:

um.....

best pickup line ever: nice shoes, wanna fuck?

i always chuckle to myself and go "thaaaaaaaaanks" whenever someone says to me "nice shoes"... everyone's like "what...?"

Posted by kypez on Dec-04-2003 05:47:

Hah pretty funny!
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing

Posted by whiskers on Dec-04-2003 06:01:

it's a trap!!!

Posted by Dr. Cfire on Dec-04-2003 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
um.....

best pickup line ever: nice shoes, wanna fuck?

i always chuckle to myself and go "thaaaaaaaaanks" whenever someone says to me "nice shoes"... everyone's like "what...?"

You forgot the second part:

When you get shot down you follow up with:

Is a blow job in the parking lot out of the question.

It probably wont work 99% of the time but It only has to work once.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Dec-04-2003 19:02:

that was way too technical to be funny...

Posted by Ezman on Dec-05-2003 03:25:

Re: Engineering pick up lines

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

I liked that one, dunno bout the rest

Posted by razzi on Dec-05-2003 11:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
You forgot the second part:

When you get shot down you follow up with:

Is a blow job in the parking lot out of the question.

It probably wont work 99% of the time but It only has to work once.

hahahh thoese are really good