Limerick thread... If you think em or know 'em - post 'em!

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Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-08-2003 06:12:

Limerick thread... If you think em or know 'em - post 'em!

There once was a girl from Peru
Who had nothing better to do
Than sit on the stairs and count her pube hairs -
Four thousand one hundred and two

There once was a raver named Vlad
Who was very dashing young lad
Who'd take hit of E but then couldn't pee
So he would just take dump instead

Tiesto is numero one
He plays tunes known to everyone
He can't build a set or beatmatch for shit
But gets paid in dollars by ton

Posted by Matt Jay on Dec-08-2003 06:23:

There was once a man from venus
who had a huge 12 inch ... dick
He invited a girl home from class
whipped out his dick & put it in her ... bum

Posted by Mebot on Dec-08-2003 06:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Jay
There was once a man from venus
who had a huge 12 inch ... dick
He invited a girl home from class
whipped out his dick & put it in her ... bum

bwahhahahaahhahaahahaaha

hahah its so stupid its funny lol

Posted by montie on Dec-08-2003 06:44:

my name is ricardo
i am a retardo
i masturbate on the floor
and when i want more
i call up my whore
and then i pay her to score

Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-14-2003 23:14:

Hey, more posts!

Posted by whiskers on Dec-14-2003 23:16:

quote:
Originally posted by montie
my name is ricardo
i am a retardo
i masturbate on the floor
and when i want more
i call up my whore
and then i pay her to score

too much bio?

Posted by DaveSZ on Dec-14-2003 23:22:

There once was a guy from Nantucket....

Ah fuck it.

Posted by tranceDJ on Dec-15-2003 04:30:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
There once was a guy from Nantucket....

Ah fuck it.

I shall continue...

...who had a dick so long he could suck it

ah, everyone knows that one