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since you are going to fail your exams anyways...

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>Fun things to do in a final exam that you have not studied for, and you are going to fail the class anyways!
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>Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
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>completely blacked out.
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>Bring cheerleaders.
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>Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is
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>a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
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>Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start
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>commenting on how easy it was.
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>Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another
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>seat, continue with the exam.
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>Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping
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>your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay,
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>be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if
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>they are allowed to stay.
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>As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
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>Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it
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>on the person nearest to you.
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>Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
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>Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn
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>it in a few minutes early.
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>Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one
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>up.
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>For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
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>Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
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>and nothing else.
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>Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very
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>small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If
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>you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the
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>first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
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>Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
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>Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
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>relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country"
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>and run off.
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>Bring pets.
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>On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
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>refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on
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>the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
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>Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
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>secret documents!!"
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>Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
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>Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say
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>to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every
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>lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the
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>regular guy?"
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>Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left
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>nostril.
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>If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
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>answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
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>integral symbol.
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>Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your
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>answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure
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>you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
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>If you don't want to sit through your exam, dress your dog up like a person. To make it more realistic, give him a pipe.

LMFAO

This shizat is priceless. How I wish I could do something like this...

Re: since you are going to fail your exams anyways...

quote:

Originally posted by kewlness since you are going to fail your exams anyways...

Shit how you know...

Thank YOU!!!

Well I'm in the middle of my finals studying 24/7 and that just made my day.

I'll have to try one of these, probably the eating one!

answering math in Roman numerals... that sounds funny and probably wouldnt get people into any trouble.

good stuff...
really made for an ending of a good night of studying..


thanks
Harold

thats som funny shit. personal fav:>Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say
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>to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every
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>lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the
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>regular guy?"

lol good stuff, ok now back to studying...

wow sounds like the receipy for sucsess

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DEATH, FOR YOU I HAVE COME.

lol "use the integral symbol"

quote:

Originally posted by DJ_Science lol "use the integral symbol"

Ah the old calculus final story.


Hey Everybody IM AN INTEGRAL.

Good ideas,lol

I think ill use my old standby.. go into class and take the exam and smear it with crisco and baco-bits then George Acosta will smell it and eat it and ill say George Acosta ate my exam and then ill pass

quote:

Originally posted by Dr. Cfire Ah the old calculus final story. Hey Everybody IM AN INTEGRAL.

what's the story?




i have an astronomy final in 2 parts and i won't have to take the 2nd part if i think i did well on the 1st one... only it's multiple choice... i'd use like integrals...



hehe, i also might have a linear algebra final - there's a chance i won't have to take that - but that'd be awesome to use random double integrals on that



quality!

LOL

"Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another

seat, continue with the exam. "

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