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Posted by xKaoSx on Dec-11-2003 17:13:

God is Gay and Has a Big Cock!

Excerpt of Margaret Cho's response to some crazy religious lady's letter...

> You said that being gay was about love.
> I also disagree with you here. Love does
> not mean anything, until you truly
> experience God's love.

SO He does have a big one. God has the biggest cock. I mean it makes sense. On the seventh day - he didn't rest. He got off. Why not? He created the world in a week. He deserves a blow job. He's God!

> It does not compare to any love you feel.
> God's love isnt' even about "feelings"..
> feelings only mean that your flesh is
> loving it..

Right on. I want God's big huge cock. That would be rad. Fuck feelings. We want God's jiz. He is hot and holy. I love God. God rules.

> When 2 God is Spirit and His love changes
> your spirit. It lets you have peace in your
> heart, it gives you life. And when his Holy
> Spirit dwells inside you, believe it or not,
> you begin to see how Satan has decieved
> the world. Your heart goes out to people
> you don't even know..just like I am doing
> now.

I know. You are so nice. God bless you. I hope you get to have God's big holy cock, just like everyone should. It rocks. God's cock rocks the cocks off everybody. Hooray for God's big dick. Hip hip hooray. Satan went and told everyone God had a small dick, what a deceiver of the world. Everyone needs to know about God's fat cock.

> Have you ever wept your heart out to the
> Lord?

Of course. God and I are really close, and He is always there for me. I just didn't know that I could fuck Him. He never brought it up, and I just thought maybe He didn't like me that way, but I guess it is just that He's gay.

> Have you ever told him to show you
> if there was any sin in your heart?

No, but I am going to ask Him to show me His big cock.

Posted by _-MIl0 on Dec-11-2003 17:26:

d00d you af #$%$ed up , but in a good way, God were going to hell

Posted by Renegade on Dec-11-2003 18:35:

Side-splitting.

Posted by You aint Ninja on Dec-11-2003 18:56:

Margaret Choi, is a dumbass.

Posted by xKaoSx on Dec-11-2003 18:58:

quote:
Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Margaret Choi, is a dumbass.

Agreed.

Posted by davinox on Dec-11-2003 23:10:

she's pretty daymn funny

Posted by Kris� on Dec-12-2003 00:15:

Summarize it im to lazy to read.

Posted by Orbax on Dec-12-2003 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Margaret Choi, is a dumbass.

Posted by TheFutureIsNear on Dec-12-2003 01:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax

..?

Posted by fuct4less on Dec-12-2003 01:10:

quote:
Originally posted by TheFutureIsNear
..?

Posted by Noisician on Dec-12-2003 01:36:

teh funnay

Posted by mndeg on Dec-12-2003 01:44:

all non self respecting asians hate margaret cho

Posted by Pio on Dec-12-2003 01:48:

quote:
Originally posted by mndeg
all non self respecting asians hate margaret cho

yet another racially-charged comment from you.

Posted by Moongoose on Dec-12-2003 02:16:

Whos Margaret Cho?

ice replys to the religious nut though

Posted by Mebot on Dec-12-2003 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
Whos Margaret Cho?

ice replys to the religious nut though

Shes a Chinese-American stand up comedienne i believe.. i may have the nationality part wrong tho..

Posted by 'mju:zik on Dec-12-2003 03:01:

Why take the chance that there is a God and want to piss him off? Sayin shit like that is just schtuuupiiddd

Posted by mndeg on Dec-12-2003 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by YaleTrance
yet another racially-charged comment from you.

yet another troll comment post from you ROLLSEYES, apparently you don't know what margaret cho talks about on standup

quit trolling

Posted by PHALPAX on Dec-12-2003 03:12:

Her response was unarticulated, blunt and showed little understanding. But, the letter Cho recieved was bullshit in its purist form. Isn't free speech the greatest thing ever?

Posted by Pio on Dec-12-2003 03:40:

quote:
Originally posted by mndeg
yet another troll comment post from you ROLLSEYES, apparently you don't know what margaret cho talks about on standup

quit trolling

yes, i do know what m. cho's comedy is all about. that doesn't explain why you always talk about race in this forum. i'm a troll?

Posted by mndeg on Dec-12-2003 03:50:

always? look at my post history, you are a troll LEAVE
why would posting on how margaret cho is racist against asians be wrong in this post, especially since almost everyone here doesn't know who margaret cho is
never post again

Posted by Pio on Dec-12-2003 03:52:

quote:
Originally posted by mndeg
always? look at my post history, you are a troll LEAVE
why would posting on how margaret cho is racist against asians be wrong in this post, especially since almost everyone here doesn't know who margaret cho is
never post again

wtf? you are obsessed with race, admit it.

Posted by halexander837 on Dec-12-2003 16:27:

Re: God is Gay and Has a Big Cock!

quote:
Originally posted by xKaoSx
Excerpt of Margaret Cho's response to some crazy religious lady's letter...

> You said that being gay was about love.
> I also disagree with you here. Love does
> not mean anything, until you truly
> experience God's love.

SO He does have a big one. God has the biggest cock. I mean it makes sense. On the seventh day - he didn't rest. He got off. Why not? He created the world in a week. He deserves a blow job. He's God!

> It does not compare to any love you feel.
> God's love isnt' even about "feelings"..
> feelings only mean that your flesh is
> loving it..

Right on. I want God's big huge cock. That would be rad. Fuck feelings. We want God's jiz. He is hot and holy. I love God. God rules.

> When 2 God is Spirit and His love changes
> your spirit. It lets you have peace in your
> heart, it gives you life. And when his Holy
> Spirit dwells inside you, believe it or not,
> you begin to see how Satan has decieved
> the world. Your heart goes out to people
> you don't even know..just like I am doing
> now.

I know. You are so nice. God bless you. I hope you get to have God's big holy cock, just like everyone should. It rocks. God's cock rocks the cocks off everybody. Hooray for God's big dick. Hip hip hooray. Satan went and told everyone God had a small dick, what a deceiver of the world. Everyone needs to know about God's fat cock.

> Have you ever wept your heart out to the
> Lord?

Of course. God and I are really close, and He is always there for me. I just didn't know that I could fuck Him. He never brought it up, and I just thought maybe He didn't like me that way, but I guess it is just that He's gay.

> Have you ever told him to show you
> if there was any sin in your heart?

No, but I am going to ask Him to show me His big cock.

YOU ARE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you're FUCKIN saying that. Are you FUCKIN STUPID?
I am a Christian and what you typed down is first of all not right, immoral, and not the frickin point. GROW UP MAN!!!

Posted by DaveSZ on Dec-12-2003 16:30:

Re: Re: God is Gay and Has a Big Cock!

quote:
Originally posted by halexander837
YOU ARE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you're FUCKIN saying that. Are you FUCKIN STUPID?
I am a Christian and what you typed down is first of all not right, and immoral. GROW UP MAN!!!

Chill the fuck out.

He didn't write it.

Ms. Cho is quite a funny chick.

Posted by halexander837 on Dec-12-2003 16:45:

Sorry,
I know he didn't write the excerpt, but it was his comments that bothered me.

xKaoSx, I didn't want to be mean to you. It was that... it.. just wasn't... it really scared me
So, I just want to say that I am sorry for my actions towards you and uhh.. that's it.
TRUCE??

Posted by DaveSZ on Dec-12-2003 17:13:

hehe

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