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Hehe sorry if this has been posted already.....
I tried to pick the best ones, but there are just soooooo many lol.
Bushisms:
Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night.
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"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully
ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense
system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at
the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to
the level commiserate with keeping the peace."
�Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000
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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
�LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
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"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders."
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"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
know it."
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"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term."
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"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun." (Juveniles can't own guns)
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"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is�I'm not sure 80
percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
will get it if I'm the president."
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"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about."
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"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
then I'm for it."
�St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000
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"Our priorities is our faith."
�Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000
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"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
profiling, which is illiterate children."
�Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000
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"It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
�On Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000
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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
�In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the
first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
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While speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas during the debate
last night, would-be president Bush said:
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they
can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."
So he thinks that "at-risk" means "can't learn?" And that one of the
best schools in Houston is filled with students that can't learn? (Thanks Derek Brandon)
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"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
�Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000
(Haha I remember this one!)
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"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26) -
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"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an
economic illness."-- The Edge With Paula Zahn, Sept. 18, 2000
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
http://www.bushisms.com/index1a.html
Come on, nobodys that stupid. Its obviously the guy who writes his speechs taking the piss 
"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile
(hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''
�Ibid. (09/09/00)
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"It's clearly a budget.
It's got a lot of numbers in it."
� Reuters, May 5, 2000
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"I think we agree, the past is over."
� On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb � I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of � I shouldn't call him my little brother � my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
GOV. BUSH: Florida. The state of the Florida.
�The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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| Originally posted by DJ-Fuq Come on, nobodys that stupid. Its obviously the guy who writes his speechs taking the piss |
Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago.
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago. |
making fun of GW never gets old 
lol nice!
but i'd rather prefer a bullet through his head. But that's just my opinion.
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| Originally posted by DaveSaenz "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." �LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 |
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago. |
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| Originally posted by DaveSaenz Is that why you also made fun of the man a few weeks back in one of your posts, or perhaps your definition of "ages ago" means a "a month or two?" |
My mom got a GW talking doll that says many of quotes u posted. simply hiliarious. btw, why are there so many crazy, dangerous idiots from texas? (david coresh, waco; Lee Harvey
Oswald, killed Kennedy; GWBush, ____;...)
Anyone seen the no fx poster that goes " Somewhere in texas A village is missing its idiot" its funny as hell, anyways im just glad that i dident elect his retarted ass
K, it's George bashing time again.
Here's George and Laura hitting the dance floor and cooking on Rio Klein - Fearless (Push Rmx)
{{{smoke}}}
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago. |
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - Governor George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - Governor George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Governor George W. Bush
"They misunderestimated me." - G.W. Bush (cant believe no one has mentioned this one yet)
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - G.W. Bush
http://www.geocities.com/gabrudos/quotesbush.htm
Hahahahhaa, Good job Dave!
edited-
I found a lie in this article I posted, so I am removing it.
Ve must keel moose and squirrel!!!!!!!!!111
Bush Plans Drilling in Untapped Alaska Oil Reserve
by Yereth Rosen
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Across the western Arctic sprawls an Indiana-sized land mass dotted with lakes, populated by migratory birds and other wildlife, and packed with potential oil riches.
The National Petroleum Reserve of Alaska (NPR-A), wedged between the foothills of the rugged Brooks Range and the icy Arctic coastline, is about 120 miles from the better-known Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR).
Teshekpuk Lake, North Slope, Alaska
The BLM may also allow drilling in and around the vast Teskekpuk Lake, which sits near the Arctic coastline and is currently off-limits to development. Until now, its shores were considered too important to birds, caribou and wildlife to allow oil rigs. (Photo/(c) 1997 Gary Braasch)
The NPR-A was set aside 80 years ago as an energy storehouse for the U.S. military, but the reserve has yet to send a barrel of oil to market.
The Bush administration hopes to change that and is pushing an ambitious strategy for oil development in the NPR-A as Congress refuses to open drilling in ANWR.
Plans recently drafted by the U.S. Bureau of Land Management (BLM) would open vast stretches of the 23 million-acre NPR-A to new oil drilling and relax environmental restrictions in other areas where leases already exist.
With oil development expanding west from Prudhoe Bay, the focus on the petroleum reserve makes sense, said Henri Bisson, the BLM's Alaska director. "It's just a natural progression. The time is right for exploration in the NPR-A," he said.
The BLM wants to open 8.8 million acres in the reserve's northwestern third to oil development. That plan would replace specific regulations -- like those limiting truck travel over the delicate tundra and restrictions on drilling in rivers and streams -- with more general guidelines.
The proposal is cheered by industry backers. They have high hopes for the reserve, which could hold 5.9 billion to 13.2 billion barrels of oil, according to government estimates.
"The future of our industry and the future of our state will really lie in the development of the NPR-A," Mark Huber, vice president of the oil field service company Doyon Universal Services, said at a recent Anchorage public hearing.
But environmentalists have a different view.
A 'LEASE EVERYTHING' STRATEGY
"I don't know whether there is a strategy, other than "lease everything'," said Stan Senner, director of Alaska Audubon.
Senner's remark comes as the BLM is proposing to change environmental safeguards in the reserve's northeast section to match the more general ones proposed for the northwest. The northeast section is where companies have leased nearly 1.5 million acres for exploration during the past four years.
The BLM may also allow drilling in and around the vast Teskekpuk Lake, which sits near the Arctic coastline and is currently off-limits to development. Until now, its shores were considered too important to birds, caribou and wildlife to allow oil rigs.
Critics say the BLM is caving to companies pushing to cut costs. They point to the specifics of the new rules for the northwest section, such as the allowance for gravel roads and airstrips if they are "necessary to carry out exploration more economically" and drilling in rivers or streams if "it is determined that there is no feasible or prudent alternative."
"Every single thing can be waived for economic reasons, which makes it all meaningless," said Eleanor Huffines of The Wilderness Society.
Geology justifies the proposals, BLM's Bisson said.
Beneath Teshekpuk Lake there may be as much as 2.2 billion barrels of oil, he said. It lies within the same geologic formation that produced most North Slope oil discoveries.
A strict interpretation of existing rules, including mandatory buffers around streams, would make it difficult to extract some of the oil, he said.
"We have more than sufficient protections to steer away from sensitive areas," Bisson said. "But we also have the ability to make an exception if there's no reasonable alternative. I think it's a mistake to go into a place and just absolutely say, "no exceptions'."
Industry supporters like the proposed changes.
Clinton-era leasing restrictions were too extreme, said Larry Houle, executive director of the Alaska Support Industry Alliance, an oil field service association. "There was a political agenda being pushed by the stipulations, and it was an anti-development agenda," he said.
Houle, who served on a BLM advisory panel, cited some examples. One rule bars tundra travel unless there is 12 inches of frozen ground and six inches of snow cover. Another requires three-mile buffers for waterways. Instead of such prescriptive mandates, he said, rules should emphasize performance goals.
Companies could abide by existing rules by using such techniques as directional drilling, but choose not to, said Anchorage environmental consultant Pamela Miller.
"If they felt the government was going to hold them to the stipulations, they probably could figure out a way to do it. But why should they? It's going to cost them more money," Miller said.
Inupiat Eskimos of the North Slope also are concerned.
If the BLM decides to drop environmental protections, "I don't think that Nuiqsut or any other village will support development in NPR-A," said Thomas Napageak, an elder from Nuiqsut, the Inupiat village on the reserve's eastern border.
Copyright 2003 Reuters Ltd[/quote]
Yeah but at least Bush didn't claim to invent the internet, and isn't some tree hugging mother ******.
I'm glad we didnt get Al Gore...
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| Originally posted by placebo Yeah but at least Bush didn't claim to invent the internet, and isn't some tree hugging mother ******. I'm glad we didnt get Al Gore... |
Babes Against Bush
Because hot chicks hate him too!!!!
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