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Posted by TheFutureIsNear on Dec-14-2003 17:03:

Post some Jokessssssss

I need a laugh, someone post some jokes

Posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL on Dec-14-2003 17:10:

how are michael jackson and mcdonalds similiar?

they both put their meat in between 10 year old buns

Posted by Yan on Dec-14-2003 17:20:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...highlight=jokes

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Dec-14-2003 17:24:

A priest had been in confession all day without a break. He really had to take a shit because he hadnt been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he couldnt leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled to the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then ran off to the bathroom.

The janitor was a little bewildered but he went into the cubicle and sat down. In came a man who told the janitor, "forgive me father, for i have sinned. Yesterday i let my neighbours wife give me a blow job."

The janitor looked and looked in the book, but he couldn't find a penance listed for blow job. He leans out of the cubicle and whispered to an altar boy, "hey, what does the priest give for a blow job?"

"A mars bar and a packet of crisps", replied the boy.

Posted by davinox on Dec-14-2003 18:13:

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Posted by Yan on Dec-14-2003 18:15:

quote:
Originally posted by davinox
what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

You know... You can pretty much replace "Jew" with any other animal.

Posted by davinox on Dec-14-2003 18:18:

huh? jew's aren't animals... they're people.

and the joke is talkin about the holocaust.

Posted by Psionic on Dec-14-2003 18:35:

quote:
Originally posted by DJYaNiK
You know... You can pretty much replace "Jew" with any other animal.

I take offense to that and you should be banned asshole!

Posted by placebo on Dec-14-2003 18:36:

How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?

Stick your dick in her, then wipe the blood all over her teddy bear.

Posted by StalkerElmo on Dec-14-2003 18:59:

10% of car accidents come from non-sober drivers

90% of car accidents come from the chinese

Posted by TheFutureIsNear on Dec-14-2003 19:28:

lol, kevin you mofo

Posted by mikefasssy on Dec-14-2003 20:20:

I thought this was kinda funny.

shameless self uh, promotion?

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Dec-14-2003 20:25:

quote:
Originally posted by mikefasssy
I thought this was kinda funny.

shameless self uh, promotion?

Lol @ that thread
How the fuck could a tune make u cry?

Posted by UglyDave on Dec-14-2003 21:02:

quote:
Originally posted by davinox
huh? jew's aren't animals... they're people.

and the joke is talkin about the holocaust.

well it's not a very funy joke

Posted by UglyDave on Dec-14-2003 21:05:

quote:
Originally posted by placebo
How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?

Stick your dick in her, then wipe the blood all over her teddy bear.

that's not at all funny either

Posted by UglyDave on Dec-14-2003 21:06:

wow this is the funniest joke thread ever!!

Posted by UWM on Dec-14-2003 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by placebo
How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?

Stick your dick in her, then wipe the blood all over her teddy bear.

Some jokes are meant to be laughed at amongst friends who you know will find them funny, and some are meant to be posted for everyone.

This is one probably shouldn't post

But I've known this joke for a long time