joke - TranceAddict Forums

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- joke

Posted by UglyDave on Dec-15-2003 15:12:

joke

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his Apostles and
disciples to an emergency meeting because of the High drug consumption problem all over the world.

After giving it much thought they reached the Conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that
They should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the way to
proceed.

It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the bers
return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

The secret operation is effected and two days later Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock:

"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas?"

"FBI MOTHER F***ERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

all you non-christians mightn't get this one

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Dec-15-2003 15:36:

Heard something similar before but its still funny

Posted by mentalbarter on Dec-15-2003 19:10:

Posted by butterfly on Dec-15-2003 19:13:

lol...

Posted by Acheron on Dec-15-2003 19:39:

It took me a while to get it, but that is pretty funny.

Posted by Streakfury on Dec-16-2003 00:17:

Re: joke

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
all you non-christians mightn't get this one

Guilty...