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Posted by Orbax on Dec-21-2003 04:51:

GET THE f%#@ out of the BOX

I think one of the most frustrating things on earth is when you REALLY need to blow your nose and there are like 3 fucking tissues left in the box and they have fallen back into the bottom and you have to stick your hand in there and scrabble your nails trying to get a hold and then you cant get just one so you grab the whole wad and then your fist is to big to get out so you grab the sides of the box and rip it to shreds and then you have to pull the tissue apart by grabbing an edge and flapping the shit out of the pile causing it all to fly everywhere and FINALLY you blow your nose
...PANT PANT PANT

and now you have tissues everywhere and a tore ass box.

that was my rant. im calmer now.

Posted by Warez Guy on Dec-21-2003 04:54:

LOL

/me hands Orbax a full box for next time.

Posted by BTG on Dec-21-2003 04:55:

i dont have any tissues, but i have a crayola marker on my desk. here, have it.

Posted by Orbax on Dec-21-2003 04:58:

im going to buy crayons for university. I want to turn in important papers all crayoned up. Thats going to be awesome.

Posted by moncster on Dec-21-2003 05:02:

I hate it when I have a runny nose then I wake up in the morning and I have a whole night's worth of boogers in my nose then I blow my nose and I get 999999999999999999999999999999999 boogers.

Posted by Orbax on Dec-21-2003 05:03:

I hate stuffed crust boogers that stick under your nail. Its the sick boogers that never dry and in the morning wont blow out and tissues dont have enough of an edge to get out even with a finger in there. You need bare nail and then its all under nail... rawr!

Posted by whiskers on Dec-21-2003 05:06:

3 things:

1. sleeves. a friend of mine simply picks up a random shirt from the floor and does his dirty deed. so disgusting, i'm wondering, just with what charm did he pick up his 3rd girlfriend in 6 months (now, staying with them is a whole different can of worms)

2. you should use the tissues for NOSE BLOWING only, you know, not for other thing (such as fapping)

3. damn, i thought this thread was gonna be a major rant about how we need to stop thinking inside the fucking box and be more creative / having more common sense / etc. oh well.

Posted by astroboy on Dec-21-2003 05:18:

Next time just buy a brand of tissues with the elevator thing at the bottom of the box... I think Kleenex has one.

Posted by tranceDJ on Dec-21-2003 08:28:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers

2. you should use the tissues for NOSE BLOWING only, you know, not for other thing (such as fapping)

I find their good for fapping...what else would you use?

Posted by Orbax on Dec-21-2003 16:21:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
3. damn, i thought this thread was gonna be a major rant about how we need to stop thinking inside the fucking box and be more creative / having more common sense / etc. oh well.

Hehe, im not THAT weird.

Posted by Streakfury on Dec-21-2003 21:15:

I think it's more frustrating when you need to sneeze, but then don't. Damn, that's annoying!!

Posted by mezzir on Dec-21-2003 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
I think it's more frustrating when you need to sneeze, but then don't. Damn, that's annoying!!

its funny as hell when it happens to other people tho
if you see someone taking a deep breath right as they're about to sneeze just wave a lot and yell 'DONT SNEEZE!!!!!'
they hold their breath while squinting, start to open their mouth, then get really annoyed

Posted by elena on Dec-22-2003 03:24:

i was thinking the same thing as whiskers.

but its better to blow your nose with water than tissues.

Posted by SuperFarStucker on Dec-22-2003 03:27:

quote:
Originally posted by elena
i was thinking the same thing as whiskers.

but its better to blow your nose with water than tissues.

wtf?

Posted by elena on Dec-22-2003 03:33:

hmm when you use running tap water and just hold your nose and blow, crap i dont know how to explain it...

Posted by moncster on Dec-22-2003 03:58:

quote:
Originally posted by elena
hmm when you use running tap water and just hold your nose and blow, crap i dont know how to explain it...

WTF?
I think you're the only one that does that..

Posted by Orbax on Dec-22-2003 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by elena
hmm when you use running tap water and just hold your nose and blow, crap i dont know how to explain it...

trust Elena to come around when the discussion gets to blowing wads

Posted by elena on Dec-22-2003 04:45:

haha shut up.

but seriously i cant be the only one that does that...
plus tissues irritate your nose no matter how soft they claim to be

Posted by infinity HiGH on Dec-22-2003 05:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
im going to buy crayons for university. I want to turn in important papers all crayoned up. Thats going to be awesome.

you'll definately get bonus marks for that!!

and i hate it when i blow my nose out...then go to eat and as i start eating i already feel the damn shit running down my nose...then its like an effort...blow my nose and eat as fast as possible before all that crap comes back.

its like a frickin race against time.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Dec-22-2003 05:06:

i hate that too but the weird thing is it only happens when i'm on the east coast. when i'm at school in vancouver i barely ever even sneeze.

guess i must be allergic to something over here.

Posted by elena on Dec-22-2003 05:17:

haha omg i know exactly what you mean. had to be doing that all day today. and also i know what you mean by you only get that in certain places. happening to me as well. argh.

Posted by vmc on Dec-22-2003 12:12:

Re: GET THE f%#@ out of the BOX

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I think one of the most frustrating things on earth is when you REALLY need to blow your nose and there are like 3 fucking tissues left in the box and they have fallen back into the bottom and you have to stick your hand in there and scrabble your nails trying to get a hold and then you cant get just one so you grab the whole wad and then your fist is to big to get out so you grab the sides of the box and rip it to shreds and then you have to pull the tissue apart by grabbing an edge and flapping the shit out of the pile causing it all to fly everywhere and FINALLY you blow your nose
...PANT PANT PANT

and now you have tissues everywhere and a tore ass box.

You should go to the toilet and blow your nose in the paper instead. Looks much easier to pick.

Posted by smokeape on Dec-22-2003 21:04:

Next time, try a roll of Bin Ladin...

{{{smoke}}}