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Posted by Shakka on Dec-23-2003 17:10:

Damn Canada!

Now they're trying to ruin all the fun!

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bi...ion4/b097_e.htm

quote:
Bill 97 2003
An Act to ban
dwarf tossing

Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:

Dwarf tossing banned

1. (1) No person shall organize a dwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.

Offence

(2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.

Commencement

2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.

Short title

3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.

______________

EXPLANATORY NOTE

The Bill bans dwarf tossing in Ontario and makes it an offence to engage in dwarf tossing.

Posted by squirrelly on Dec-23-2003 21:43:

That made my day

Posted by torontotrance on Dec-23-2003 21:45:

lameass liberal gov't

Posted by DaveSZ on Dec-23-2003 21:50:

Muahaha. Florida also banned dwarf tossing.

Posted by squirrelly on Dec-23-2003 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Muahaha. Florida also banned dwarf tossing.

In all honesty, I didn't know it still existed!

Posted by Yoepus on Dec-23-2003 22:57:

there goes my holiday adventure plans! bah!

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Dec-23-2003 23:35:

Well, lucky me, there's no dwarf tossing ban in Croatia! Yet another great tourist asset of my little country.

Posted by tathi on Dec-24-2003 03:10:

wtf? lol, i'd never heard of dwarf tossing

Posted by malek on Dec-24-2003 07:09:

Posted by MrSquirrel on Dec-24-2003 11:44:

How to dwarf toss:

1) Rent or buy a velcro wall and a couple dwarf sized velcro suits.

2) Get a dwarf (or Yoepus if you can't find a dwarf ).

3) Call your friends, tell them to bring some booze.

4) Pick up dwarf (now wearing velcro suit) and toss him up against the wall and see if he sticks.

5) Repeat as necessary.

MrS