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Posted by ak303 on Jul-26-2001 23:26:

If Microsoft Ran A Restaurant:

I found this a while ago on some site, found it bloody hilarious when i first read it:

What service would be like if Microsoft ran a restaurant

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
[Waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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The cheque:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
Delivery charge . . . . . . . . . . . $ 4.95
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00

Editors Note:
Bug in the soup... included at no extra charge (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day)

Posted by Fraggle on Jul-27-2001 00:26:

heheheheh!!!

...nice one!!!

Posted by Mark on Jul-27-2001 01:33:

LOL
nice

Posted by PhaseFour on Jul-27-2001 03:46:

haah good one!

Posted by fastmp3 on Jul-27-2001 11:08:

indeed nice one

Posted by torontotrance on Jul-27-2001 15:52:

So true......hehehehehe

Posted by cdn_trance_boy on Jul-27-2001 15:56:

Funny

No support..............lol.

hehehehehehehe

Posted by Dj Lex on Jul-28-2001 08:22:

LOL great one

Posted by Dj Martijn on Jul-28-2001 11:16:

Re: If Microsoft Ran A Restaurant:

quote:
Originally posted by ak303

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

thats brilliant that bit hahahahahha

Posted by Blik on Jul-28-2001 15:00:

hehe, nice one m8

Posted by Abbas on Jul-30-2001 07:52:

LOL.....its funny because its tru!

Posted by verminator on Aug-01-2001 01:00:

asdf

hehe
lol
real nice one m8

greetz

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Aug-03-2001 01:40:

hehehhe

that was hilarious

hehehehe

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-09-2001 02:38:

I got friends who work at Microsoft, i showed it to them and they thought it was funny.

Posted by Fraggle on Aug-09-2001 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
I got friends who work at Microsoft, i showed it to them and they thought it was funny.
hehheeh, ya they prolly programmed (wrote) the joke !!!