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what the mainstream think about "techno"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=techno&f=1

my favorite one is

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techno 13 votes A gayass form of noise that sucks ass because most of it has no lyrics and it uses annoying synthesizers that make your ears bleed. You want to liten to REAL music, go watch MTV or VH1 instead. Only cocksucking ******s listen to techno. I hope they all die from ecstasy poisoning or whatever they get high on when they are at the clubs listening to this vile abomination called techno.

truely brainwashed

oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss- oom-tss-oom-tss-oom-tss-and so on...
Very Fun.

lmao....i didnt think people hated it that much

most people i know tell me - "how can you like that? it all sounds the same!"

hehehe, they called mtv and vh1 "real" music.

their real music = hip-hop-rap-pop-britney spears-50cent shit

hahaha

i like this

Music that was actually invented by black people in the late 1960s/early 1970s, and began to be widely used by the late 1970s. Nowadays, thanks to the increasing simplicity of technology, even the least talented person in the world can throw a bunch of shitty sound samples together and call it techno.

People really need to learn that there is a fine line between dance music and techno music. The "techno" that's played on the radio and MTV is simply noise.

Yeah i wanna see Chris Liebing or Dj Rush on mtv or radio

They have no fucking clue what is techno

Techno is the form of dance music

or this

"Due to it's building-block nature, true techno is closer to hip-hop than many of the genres (such as trance and breakbeat) which it is erroneously associated with."

True techno is closer to hip hop?? Bahahahahahahahahaha, sure Christian Valera or Adam Beyer really sounds like hip hop

"A genre of Music that only little prick ass azn nerds listen to. People who listen to techno only do so so they can act like they listen to something cool when a badass starts blasting tupac outta his street machine and passes him by 20 cars. Techno is usually listened to by fat nerds who play DDR and wish they were japanese. Fucking dipshits. see word Wapanese.

1337haxxorprick: d00d! 1 4m lis7ening 2 t3h DARUDE! and Moby 2!!!111 ! 4m t3h l337 h4xx0r!

Rapper: What the fuck...
::Busts out his glock and proccedes to kill raver prick::"

Sure rap is better then techno

Re: or this

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Originally posted by hardstyle "Due to it's building-block nature, true techno is closer to hip-hop than many of the genres (such as trance and breakbeat) which it is erroneously associated with." True techno is closer to hip hop?? Bahahahahahahahahaha, sure Christian Valera or Adam Beyer really sounds like hip hop

dude shhhhh don't make yourself look like an idiot, you don't know shit about techno.

google up Afrika Bambaataa

huh

Afrika Baambata is techno??????

And you telling me that i make myself look like an idiot ???

So if Afrika Bambaata is techno, what is Christian Valera or Adam Beyere? Please tell me what do they spin if they are not techno

Shit i know my techno music , i will never call Afrika Baambata techno, hes more like afro electro music

If you want techno go listen to :
Dave The Drummer
Chris Liebing
Christian Valera
Oscar Mulero
Adam Beyer
Gayle San
Adam X
T-1000
Joey Beltram
Mauro Picotto
Dave Clark
MArco BAiley
Andreas Kramer
Valentino KArziany or however you spell it
Umek
Marco Zaffarano
Chris Liberato
Rowland the bastard
Julian Liberator
Geezer
Adam Jay
Kevin Saunderson

Blah i dont know techno, bullshit

Re: huh

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Originally posted by hardstyle Afrika Baambata is techno?????? And you telling me that i make myself look like an idiot ??? So if Afrika Bambaata is techno, what is Christian Valera or Adam Beyere? Please tell me what do they spin if they are not techno Shit i know my techno music , i will never call Afrika Baambata techno, hes more like afro electro music If you want techno go listen to : Dave The Drummer Chris Liebing Christian Valera Oscar Mulero Adam Beyer Gayle San Adam X T-1000 Joey Beltram Mauro Picotto Dave Clark MArco BAiley Andreas Kramer Valentino KArziany or however you spell it Umek Marco Zaffarano Chris Liberato Rowland the bastard Julian Liberator Geezer Adam Jay Kevin Saunderson Blah i dont know techno, bullshit

*scratches head*

are you high?

I was saying that Afrika Bambaataa beats was the inspiration of Detroit Techno...

so in other words, Afrika Bambaataa was the source of modern hiphop/rap and surprise surprise Techno as we know it today.

Re: huh

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Originally posted by hardstyle If you want techno go listen to : Dave The Drummer Chris Liebing Christian Valera Oscar Mulero Adam Beyer Gayle San Adam X T-1000 Joey Beltram Mauro Picotto Dave Clark MArco BAiley Andreas Kramer Valentino KArziany or however you spell it Umek Marco Zaffarano Chris Liberato Rowland the bastard Julian Liberator Geezer Adam Jay Kevin Saunderson Blah i dont know techno, bullshit

how does this prove you know anything about techno?
by you just naming a few artists??

uh... okay...

uhm

how its prove that i know about techno? Maybe becouse i know techno is a subgender of electronic dance music. And not like others who thik techno means trance , house, breakbeat

Please visit the link below to read The History of Electronic Dance Music. That might help to clear a few things up....

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=150600

Utter shit

The worst forms of techno are trance, speedcore, acid, and rave. And I say that because they are the complete opposite of what music is supposed to be.

form of music created by banging head on wall while tripping on acid and jumping up and down on bagfulls of mice while wierd lights flash.

that techno stuff is inhumane and should be outlawed!!

Oh no no no no

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techno 20 votes The best music in the entire world, a form of electronic music genre, the beats per minute can be sped up to mad levels. I like scooter, they have a mixture of hardocre techno, techno, happy-hardcore and acid techno. It's tight.

I like this one though

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techno 11 votes A popular music genre that doesn't glorify crime - violence - misogynism (can anyone tell me what that means?)- or drug use (like rap does)

This thread should be in the Music Discussion forum

for those who don't like techno, it's because you can't understand the simplicity of it's hardcoreness. So, in other words, unless you have an accquired taste for things that are thrown together to make something ultimately trippy, chances are, you don't like it.

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Originally posted by nickpdx lmao....i didnt think people hated it that much most people i know tell me - "how can you like that? it all sounds the same!"

YES! that happens to me a lot.

yesterday a friend gave me her mp3 player, to listen to a 'new' techno track. well i put on the headphones and listened, then i told her that it wasnt techno, it was GABBER! and she said, "so! it doesnt matter, it all sounds the same when im stoned or drunk"

cheesh, people dont even want to learn

I took the time to post some correctional measures, and and though it might be a bit condescending I think it's fairly informative, as well as a bit innacurate.

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The general public's misconception is deeply rooted. Actually the "trunk" genre is electronica not "techno". Techno is an unrelenting, relatively high BPM (120+) electronica genre characterized by harsh or exotic noise and extensive use of percussive instrumentation and rythymic progression. Its' birth, while largely irrelevant, was in Detroit, MI USA approximately ~20 years ago. It is *not* "rap background music" which atypically relies on a simple melody and a very slow BPM (80ish bpm). Techno is largely devoid of melodic solos although some of it's bastard children do contain them in said form (namely tech-trance). I think the general public's misconception is due to their lack of understanding of the diversity and complexity of EDM (electronic dance music, or electronica). Atypically a vocal-less genre (sans some of the "lesser" genre's and their bastard children) it tends to be rather alienating to somebody who has grown up listening to music with "words" in it. Understanding that sound is an expression in itself is essential to understanding the avant-garde electronica movement of the past 25-30 years. Classically trained musicians have a *much* easier time understanding this than your average "50 cent" or "Christina Aguilara" fan. I hope my primer has been most helpful to the nameless masses out there. Remember, if you don't know what something is but you recognize it as containing electronic-sounds call it "Electronica", as, while vague, it is always correct. Opposed to the word techno, which only makes you look stupid to anyone within a 30 foot radius who actually knows what techno is.

vote 5 stars for the last definition on page 5

omg these definitions are hilarious

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Techno is usually listened to by fat nerds who play DDR and wish they were japanese.

ddr omg.. those vids still make me laugh

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Originally posted by UnBracKo This thread should be in the Music Discussion forum

this is more 'Idiot Discussion' than 'Music Discussion'

and yes, some of those are ludicrous

Maybe they dont listen to REAL techno lol

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