Carlton Cold <--- THE WORST BEER EVER!

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Posted by Slade on Dec-30-2003 15:30:

Carlton Cold <--- THE WORST BEER EVER!

THIS IS A NON APPRECIATION THREAD

Carlton Cold must have to be the worlds worst tasting beer, ever.

Anyone who drinks it AND likes it, must be shot.

"uhh its all alcohol" arguements aside, I could not get drunk on this filth. One sip and I can feel my bile creeping up through my osophegous(sp?).

Your thoughts?

Posted by Antistatic on Dec-30-2003 15:37:

I only drink it because it's really cheap. If I had more money I would buy imported beers like Guiness and Corona.

Posted by wick on Dec-30-2003 17:17:

i like it. its my beer of choice.

now those imported beers taste like shit.

Posted by 3jaz on Dec-30-2003 17:22:

how about the "Cold Shots"?

beer and vodka

ewwwwwwwww!

Posted by tubby on Dec-30-2003 22:16:

not the best beer in the world, but far from the worst. That honour goes to coors light. I think I insulted the waitress when I ordered a second beer, this time something with flavour.
As for the beer to drink to lose all credibility about beer, that'd be crown. A triumph of marketing to get people to believe that is a "premium" beer

Posted by 3jaz on Dec-30-2003 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by tubby
not the best beer in the world, but far from the worst. That honour goes to coors light. I think I insulted the waitress when I ordered a second beer, this time something with flavour.
As for the beer to drink to lose all credibility about beer, that'd be crown. A triumph of marketing to get people to believe that is a "premium" beer

Coors light is evil

but....

have a skwizz at this

"FAT TIRE" (not tyre)

quote:
FAT TIRE: "While so many beers these days want to be super flavorful ... unique ... or just plain weird ... the good people at New Belgium Brewing decided to make their Fat Tire Amber Ale a beer that tastes good and is easy to swallow. Sure it has flavor-a woodsy one-but the texture is more impressive. This is so smooth...you'll probably drink a whole bottle without even realizing it...."

--Paul Semel, RayGun Magazine

Posted by Ghostface on Dec-30-2003 23:34:

yeah carlton cold is putrid but empire must win the prize. That shit is rancid.

Posted by SaM on Dec-31-2003 00:22:

Me myself im not much of a beer drinker. Not a fan of Carlton Colds and i cant fkn stand Vomit Bombs (VB). I dont mind Crownies, Coronas nice but its to weak its almost like drinking bitter water. Stella Artois is a very nice refreshing beer.

I prefer spirits more cant stand all those chicks drinks.

Bourbon and coke is more my thing.

Posted by matt_a on Dec-31-2003 00:39:

quote:
Originally posted by SaM
Me myself im not much of a beer drinker. Not a fan of Carlton Colds and i cant fkn stand Vomit Bombs (VB). I dont mind Crownies, Coronas nice but its to weak its almost like drinking bitter water. Stella Artois is a very nice refreshing beer.

I prefer spirits more cant stand all those chicks drinks.

Bourbon and coke is more my thing.

YESS

VB is the shittest beer on the planet!

Werd to the bourbon, the ultimate creation in alcohol.

Posted by muli on Dec-31-2003 01:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Ghostface
yeah carlton cold is putrid but empire must win the prize. That shit is rancid.

AAAWWWWWWWWWW MAN! i like Empire! Its very refreshing! Especially in a sconner glass!

Crownies are my fav.

Posted by Antistatic on Dec-31-2003 01:17:

quote:
Originally posted by matt_a
VB is the shittest beer on the planet!

I dunno, I don't think you have EB in the eastern states but that is fucking shithouse too.

Posted by Philby on Dec-31-2003 02:03:

all beer i've drunk pretty much tastes the same (ie urrghh), but i thought carlton cold wasn't too bad. but i was already drunk, and sculling it on stage, so maybe my thoughts weren't really spot on at that point

Posted by tubby on Dec-31-2003 02:06:

just sitting here at work enjoying the remnants of the christmas party. The only downside of getting paid to drink and surf the net, and try to hide one trainwreck in a mix i want to burn to cd, is that I have to drive, so light beer it is for me. Still, this cascade premium light is not a bad beer. Far cry from early attempts at light beer. Anyone remember the original, tooheys 2.2?
yes, I might be a little older than most, but i think i was about 10 when that came out

Posted by Drifter on Dec-31-2003 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by SaM
Vomit Bombs (VB

Also known as Vaginal Backwash

Posted by gumble on Dec-31-2003 06:01:

stfu about bourbon.

anyway im in sydney, and all ive drunk is carlton DRAUGHT. why? cos WTF IS THIS TOOHEYS SHIT NSW?
HEY?

FUCK YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.

My beloved coopers is $15 a carton more expensive here, and boags draught is unheard of.

I tried one Tooheys, Tooheys New and quickly decided against another 1 or 5.

Anyway, NSW beer comes close to been as shit as QLD beer.

Back on topic about carlton cold.

I am ashamed to say I drank it. When I was 17 and me and my mates had little income, so we got whatever was cheap.

I dont really want to drink it ever again. And wtf is with a clear bottle? I think that also puts me off.

So, If you want to try a worse beer that the Carlton Cold, try Tooheys, but its all shit.

So heres my unofficial to drink the new year in and throughout list, that you should all follow and learn a thing or 2.

James Boags Premium - oh fuck yes, carton of this to kick the night off

Coopers Pale Ale - best value for money / taste in a beer ever! Well, if you live in Adelaide, here in sydney its hell expensive, but hey, well worth it.

Carlton Draught - damn good draught beer, my adopted child now that boags draught isnt available.

Heineken - When you are watching international sport, or have it on tap

Stella Artois - The DJs Beer. Djs look cool drinking it, so why shouldnt you? Or maybe its because they're the human jukebox? :P

Anyway, there are far more beers than this, but this is whats floating my beer gut atm.

VB is only cool when you have the logo on your wife beater singlet and are at the cricket. (Tops on sale at circular quay souveneir shop for $12)

fuck i ramble when it comes to beer.

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR.

Posted by JulesPLees on Dec-31-2003 09:19:

Asahi OWNZ U ALL

Posted by Wasted_Space on Dec-31-2003 09:22:

Stella is catpiss. Can't stand that shit.

Boags all the way baby. Love that shit.

Becks is a bit a alright. That shit is ok.

Carlton Draught if its a has to be a cheap night.

Carlton Cold tastes shit at first, by your 4th, you couldn't care anymore.

Tooheys New is rancid. Would rather drink Stella.

What else... Cascade is good, as is Heineken.

As for the thicker beers, Caffrey's ain't too bad at all.

Happy new years all. I'm on the Cascade premiums tonight.

Posted by webmeister on Jan-01-2004 06:02:

Crown Lager = good
Tooheys Extra Dry = good
Tooheys New = drinkable, but not great..
Carlton Cold = shithouse
VB = Worse
XXXX = Even worse again

I usually drink bourbon when out anyway

Posted by Psygnosis on Jan-01-2004 06:07:

I forgot the name, but there was a beer that had a Cider kind of taste to it...thats good stuff.

all other beers are cat piss.

Posted by Philby on Jan-01-2004 10:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Psygnosis
I forgot the name, but there was a beer that had a Cider kind of taste to it...thats good stuff.

all other beers are cat piss.

strongbow?

Posted by matt_a on Jan-01-2004 10:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Philby
strongbow?

Hahah yes, i know all about this after last night . . . .

Its awsome but

Posted by Psygnosis on Jan-01-2004 10:43:

Yeah Strongbow, the only beer that doesn't make you squint in disgust

ahhhh i need to get out more...i'm forgetting stuff too much

Posted by astroboy on Jan-01-2004 11:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Psygnosis
Yeah Strongbow, the only beer that doesn't make you squint in disgust

Have a real beer you woman! *throws psy a Boags*

Imported beers are gold - Stella, Becks, Asahi, Pilsner etc... all good.

Posted by Psygnosis on Jan-01-2004 11:47:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Have a real beer you woman! *throws psy a Boags*

hahahha screw you

Give me your most powerful spirits anyday...no beers

k thnx

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy

Imported beers are gold - Stella, Becks, Asahi, Pilsner etc... all good.

gotta try those

Posted by AussieTrance on Jan-01-2004 13:24:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy

Imported beers are gold - Stella, Becks, Asahi, Pilsner etc... all good.

can we like sticky this comment for the world to see or something.

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