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Posted by DJ MG on Jul-27-2001 21:29:

Top 10 Rejection Lines

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)

I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's the male perspective thing.)

In response...The male perspective on the same issue...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)

I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)

I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)

It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)

I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)

Posted by Dj Lex on Jul-27-2001 21:31:

Haha lol. Yes we guys think less complicated huh.

Posted by PhaseFour on Jul-28-2001 00:09:

hahah seen em before but still funny!!!

Posted by Mark on Jul-28-2001 00:18:

lol nice one

Posted by DJ MG on Jul-28-2001 08:06:

thanks guys

Posted by fastmp3 on Jul-28-2001 14:31:

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Posted by DJ MG on Jul-28-2001 14:35:

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whats up dogg how was friday night have fun man?

Posted by Blik on Jul-28-2001 14:59:

hehe LOL, we men are so much easier then those complicated women.....

Posted by Spad on Jul-28-2001 20:23:

Weren't these posted a while ago, I'm sure I've heard them before....oh, hang on

Posted by Sm0keMachine on Jul-29-2001 20:12:

Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines

quote:
Originally posted by DJ MG
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It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

LOL.. this is the best part!

Posted by Abbas on Jul-30-2001 07:45:

ahahahahahaha.....very funny!!!
guys are much less complicated when it comes to this kinda decision making, i've done that while having the thought ur ugly running in my mind

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Aug-05-2001 00:44:

Ok....

[I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) ]....\

I have to agree with that.. 'cause I've done it and it meant it ecxactly what it says,,, hehe.. I feel bad.. but what ya gonna do huh?? hehehhe

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by Trancendent on Aug-05-2001 14:19:

Rejection lines?
Guys how about just "Your ugly!!"

oh wait...
The whole slapping thing!
never mind...

Posted by Sandman on Aug-05-2001 15:06:

a famous one

You step to a girl and say:

"Shall we dance?"

When she says yes --> dance with her

When she says no --> No? No, i told you that you looked fat in those pants

Posted by DJ MG on Aug-05-2001 16:13:

quote:
a famous one

You step to a girl and say:

"Shall we dance?"

When she says yes --> dance with her

When she says no --> No? No, i told you that you looked fat in those pants

LOL nice nice Sandman that was a good one lol

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Aug-06-2001 06:59:

OMG...hahahahaha

quote:
Originally posted by Trancendent
Rejection lines?
Guys how about just "Your ugly!!"

oh wait...
The whole slapping thing!
never mind...

You guys are making me pee in my pants... that is something a guy would say to a girl!!!

now how about this..if u want it to work...
just go up to a girl and say...

"help me help me... Im lost and I dont knwo where I live"
(from the movie big daddy)...A guy said that to me the other day and i thought it was the cutestttttt thing...

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by xenderz on Aug-06-2001 07:19:

thks man ..
i needed a good laugh after a hard day at school

Posted by [A|ienFactory] on Aug-06-2001 11:22:

LOL. funny shit

Posted by YELLOWBEE on Aug-08-2001 04:40:

lololool

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.).....I use this all the time.

LOL

Ybeeeeeeee

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-09-2001 02:20:

Men have one track minds and it is sex, how hard is that to understand. We try to get sex with these pickup lines. Women are too hard to understand, they want more than sex.

Posted by DjChook on Aug-13-2001 15:54:

Hey Great one, I read it somewhere in the past, but now i can copy it

Posted by DJ MG on Aug-15-2001 01:56:

glad all of you like the joke guys

Posted by Tal on Aug-17-2001 04:32:

or when you ask them to hang out... "I'm Tired"

Posted by Uisgdlyast on Aug-19-2001 23:05:

wait...

wait a second.. what does a girl mean when she says "hell no"? i mean is that like "your too good looking for me" or "i could never handle that"? Cause this happens to me a lot.. or "get away before i scream" i mean am i that good just by standing there? always thought i needed to do other things for that to happen.