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Posted by Tranc3 on Dec-31-2003 19:32:

Harry Potter Sexual Innuendos

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"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this." (343)

"What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. (14)

"He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise." (518)

"Anyway, its a nightmare of a year, the fifth," said George. "If you care about exam results, anyway. Fred and I managed to keep our peckers up somehow." (British Edition)

Posted by fitom tiel on Dec-31-2003 19:40:

"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WAND OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!" (84)

Posted by razzi on Jan-02-2004 18:56:

Re: Harry Potter Sexual Innuendos

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Originally posted by Tranc3

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this." (343)

hehe gotta love mr poter

"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649)

::shudder::

Posted by prolikewhoa on Jan-02-2004 21:17:

Snape's office door banged open and Draco Malfoy sped in.
"Professor Snape, sir - oh - sorry -"
Malfoy was looking at Snape and Harry in some surprise. (562, Australian edition)

"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent." (10)

"...the handle's made of Spanish oak with anti-jinx varnish and in-built vibration controls..." (157)
i want one of those ^

fun stuff

Posted by Genesis Evolved on Jan-03-2004 23:41:

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i want one of those ^

Do you accept donations?

Posted by Vlad on Jan-04-2004 04:02:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
"...the handle's made of Spanish oak with anti-jinx varnish and in-built vibration controls..." (157)
i want one of those ^

fun stuff

Why? When you can have me for free...

Mannn, I just had to say it - I couldnt refrain.

Posted by fitom tiel on Jan-04-2004 12:03:

in your endo