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Posted by Perfect_Cheezit on Jan-04-2004 23:40:

Troll

I just finished reading this book about a woman who gives birth to a monster, and it got me thinking. If a troll burst into my house and started tearing shit up, and I couldnt calm its ass down, I would be happy since I would be able to fight this thing

any thoughts? imagine taking on like a 4ft monster with various household objects that can inflict bodily harm upon a monster that is invading your home

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jan-04-2004 23:41:

stop trolling u troll

Posted by sooper on Jan-04-2004 23:52:

Re: Troll

quote:
Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit
I just finished reading this book about a woman who gives birth to a monster, and it got me thinking. If a troll burst into my house and started tearing shit up, and I couldnt calm its ass down, I would be happy since I would be able to fight this thing

any thoughts? imagine taking on like a 4ft monster with various household objects that can inflict bodily harm upon a monster that is invading your home

what book was this? would you recommend it?

Posted by Perfect_Cheezit on Jan-05-2004 00:07:

the book is The Fifth Child but its more metaphorical...its not as cool as it sounds

Posted by tranceDJ on Jan-05-2004 00:13:

Hm...I think I would just run like hell if a troll burst into my house. I guess it would be cool to fight it though provided I was able to kill it since it would make an interesting story.

Posted by Orbax on Jan-05-2004 00:31:

I thought this was going to be about me

fuck all of you

Posted by mezzir on Jan-05-2004 00:46:

i always daydream like in the movies
someone says something to piss me off and i just go into a daydream imagining them like trying to throw a punch and my just ducking and landing a knockout punch as i dodge to the side
or maybe a stylish roundhouse
and then i snap back to reality

i'd be up for fighting a 4 foot troll i suppose

Posted by Matt on Jan-05-2004 00:47:

female troll or a male troll?

Posted by Perfect_Cheezit on Jan-05-2004 00:58:

male

Posted by BTG on Jan-05-2004 00:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
fuck all of you

its ok orbax, i'm here for you. well, not really, but i'm sure sombody is.

Posted by tranceDJ on Jan-05-2004 01:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I thought this was going to be about me

fuck all of you

/me changes topic to: What if Orbax busted in your house and started tearing shit up...what would you do????

Posted by Matt on Jan-05-2004 01:21:

quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
/me changes topic to: What if Orbax busted in your house and started tearing shit up...what would you do????

spray windex in his bloodshot eyes.

Posted by infinity HiGH on Jan-05-2004 01:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I thought this was going to be about me

fuck all of you

would it help if i told you that you look like one?

Posted by mezzir on Jan-05-2004 01:35:

quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
/me changes topic to: What if Orbax busted in your house and started tearing shit up...what would you do????

point him to the liquor cabinet
dur
i mean i'm assuming thats why he's tearing shit up, cause he doesn't know the house
and everyone knows ripping through everything with brute force is the best way to find something

Posted by Orbax on Jan-05-2004 01:37:

RAWR ME NEEDS VODKAR AND MAKE IT WARM!

Posted by Spin Doctor on Jan-05-2004 08:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Mosaic
female troll or a male troll?

Admit it, you�d try to sleep with it if it were a female Troll wouldn�t you?

For the record; Gnomes > Trolls

Posted by Photo_bot_2k1 on Jan-05-2004 08:55:

gun + troll = problem solved

would you fight it if it was a 10 ft tall orge?

Posted by djxtension on Jan-05-2004 09:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Photo_bot_2k1
would you fight it if it was a 10 ft tall orge?

Nah, I would have a drink with him/her. Fighting is bad, and drinking is... ehm... well...

Fuck it: shoot the f*ucking bastard. It had no right to come in to my house without ringing the doorbell first.

That didn't make sense, did it?