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Posted by Shakka on Jan-08-2004 15:11:

World's thinnest books

Just a quick Thursday funny. Let's hope this doesn't erupt into some pointless argument!

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The World's 22 Thinnest Books:

22. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by HILLARY CLINTON

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with an introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Posted by St_Andrew on Jan-08-2004 17:51:

hahaha some good ones!

Posted by tubby on Jan-09-2004 01:59:

seen the list before, but this one is missing my favourite entry, Easy Unix.

Posted by rizo on Jan-09-2004 05:42:

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Originally posted by tubby
seen the list before, but this one is missing my favourite entry, Easy Unix.
huh? that is easy lol.

also "bush's military career" is missing

Posted by Shakka on Jan-09-2004 14:52:

Yes, and of course don't forget "Jewish Business Ethics" and "Polish War Tactics".

There are plenty--this is an old joke.

Posted by trancaholic on Jan-09-2004 17:28:

In Denmark we usually talk of the thinnest book in the world as "Swedish Humour Throughout Time"

Posted by St_Andrew on Jan-09-2004 18:17:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
In Denmark we usually talk of the thinnest book in the world as "Swedish Humour Throughout Time"

STFU!

Posted by Psionic on Jan-09-2004 20:34:

Posted by trancaholic on Jan-10-2004 09:52:

St. Andrew: Yeah, considering that you are a regular in this section, it was a cheap shot. It felt good, though...

Posted by smokeape on Jan-10-2004 23:27:

French Military Manual Index:

Offense (See Defense)
Defense (See Retreat)
Retreat (See Surrender)

Lol!
{{{smoke}}}