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Some fun: What Is Your Battle Cry?
To take my mind off that brutal Leafs game...
What Is Your Battle Cry?
Mine:
Who is that, striding over the mountains! It is Jeff, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls apocalyptically:
"I'm seriously going to pound you until the sun burns out!!"
LEAFS GOT HAMMERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm still laughing about it.....that was ace....probably cuz I'm not a leaf fan....hahahahahahhaa
Here is my gutteral war cry:
Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the freeway! It is Aaron, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to f*** you until you're bright blue, and hijack your momma's airplane"
...just like Grandpa used to say....
MEATY AXE = Damn Straight 
FF
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"
Lo! Who is that, stalking on the steppes! It is Priscila, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular bellow, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"
Hrmm... 
Spooooooon!
Who is that, rampaging over the tarmac! It is Lauryn, hands clutching a meaty axe! She roars apocalyptically:
"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"
wow talk about going to extremes
along the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andy! And he gives a spectacular cry:
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| Originally posted by torontotrance along the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andy! And he gives a spectacular cry: |
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| Originally posted by DigitalMP Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!" |
Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Jarek, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to reduce you to ass, and sell you as shit!!!"
Zang! Who is that, striding over the desert! It is Gregg, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you backwards in time!!"
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| Originally posted by TO guy Zang! Who is that, striding over the desert! It is Gregg, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh: "I'm going to hump you backwards in time!!" |
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Christina, hands clutching a meaty axe! She roars vengefully:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate with reckless abandon!!"
and my fake name:
Stalking out of the cliffs, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Melanie! And she gives a vengeful scream:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!!"
Stalking across the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Monish! And he gives a booming cry:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Pierre, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars mightily:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
and for Rocco
Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Rocco, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows mightily:
"I'm going to fuck you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"
oh god... why? WHY???? ~cries~
Skulking over the fields, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Chris! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh says I!
Prowling on the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jamie! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"In the name of malice, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
and for Jem_hadar:
Stalking through the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jem_hadar! And he gives a gutteral bellow:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the cliffs! It is Heidi, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you taste like chicken!!!"
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| Originally posted by angelgirl "I'm going to pulverize you until you taste like chicken!!!" |
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Jenn, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until Western Civilization implodes, then steal your lederhosen!!!"
^^^I wonder how long that would take?
^^^^^ lol
Who is that, sprinting out of the desert! It is Raaven, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"
LOL
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