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Intellectuals only please.

If you were a centaur would you swing your arms when you walked? Thatd make you kind of a peppy centaur. Or would your arms just hang there, dangling?

Personally I think I would clasp my wrists behind my back, but I dont know what I would do if I had to run. Would swinging your arms help?

Definatley swing your arms. Like a girl if possible. I think you'd look like a spanner trying to run without swinging your arms.

but how fast would you move them? Normally its in tune with each step. But youd be like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber running in the van kind of look. I just dont know. Although itd be kind of tight to barely be moving your arms and be hauling ass

Haha, yeah. I guess i'm just not smart enough to answer these mysteries of life.

We need Diginut

I would do handstands and walk around on my hands, just to baffle people further

well since all the momentum and muscle use is in the four legged part...you could do what you wanted with your arms...In my case...I'd be carrying some kick ass weapon and laying the smack down throughout the countryside...but that's my opinion.

what if it was a track race though?

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Originally posted by Orbax We need Diginut

i came on to say the exact same thing

Thats a canter

a centaur is half human half horse. with the human part being waist up where the neck of the horse is.



Sorry about the schlong.

dude, you wouldn't be able to swing your arms. it would be awkward because it'd be like swinging your arms when you're riding on a buggy.

i think horsies are balanced too well to swing their arms. *ponders*


if you're holding a war hammer with both hands, you wouldn't need to swing them.

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Originally posted by Orbax Thats a canter a centaur is half human half horse. with the human part being waist up where the neck of the horse is. Sorry about the schlong.

LMAO!! Thats classic!!

I'd probably hold my arms out like superman.

True. I also think that a 90 degree elbow angle with rigidly locked arms would work. The muscle tension would help force more power into the lower body

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Originally posted by Orbax True. I also think that a 90 degree elbow angle with rigidly locked arms would work. The muscle tension would help force more power into the lower body

it would also serve as a defesive posture incase of quick necessity of of your arms...kinda like some border guards use and stuff. I still say wielding a kick ass weapon would look most 'fashizzle'.

lol

I don't think you would, because isn't swinging your arms while walking your body naturally compensating for the missing tail? As far as I know, we didn't start out naturally bipedal and a centaur has 4 legs so it doesn't have to compensate to balance.

Thatd be hard. Dual scimitars or the aforementioned warhammer. Shield and spear? I would wear false legs in battle so the enemy wouldnt know where to strike. I think I would end up with a dual weapon set of some sort though.

Sadly enough the dick would be out of reach!


The superman, gets my vote!

If I was just taking a nice stroll down the street, I'd have my arms crossed to look mean But if I had to run, I think bent but against my sides... and I think others put too much thought into this

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Originally posted by Orbax We need Diginut

I'd have to go with no swinging, in the style of Racquel Welsh, followed by getting fired from a movie crew and beating up a girl on the street for pointing out my swingless walking.

Failing that, I think I might go for an "air-swimming" style - swinging them in circles like the breast stroke.

arms definitely crossed on my chest at all times since i wouldn't need to keep my baland

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'd have to go with no swinging, in the style of Racquel Welsh, followed by getting fired from a movie crew and beating up a girl on the street for pointing out my swingless walking. Failing that, I think I might go for an "air-swimming" style - swinging them in circles like the breast stroke.

hehe good call. Catfight!

best thread ever

i'd vote for the superman tho

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Originally posted by Orbax Thats a canter a centaur is half human half horse. with the human part being waist up where the neck of the horse is. Sorry about the schlong.

Obviously the natural rhythm of the centaur�s walk as a four legged animal would be different from a bipedal animal like a human. Thus, it would be unnatural for the centaur to swing its arms like a human would when walking. Actually, in my non-intellectual, dumbass opinion, I think it would not swing its arms.

I also agree with phloton about the carrying of a giant weapon thing.


You're a great artist orbinox.

heh

wtf r u guys talkin about and who give a flyin fock.

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'd have to go with no swinging, in the style of Racquel Welsh, followed by getting fired from a movie crew and beating up a girl on the street for pointing out my swingless walking. Failing that, I think I might go for an "air-swimming" style - swinging them in circles like the breast stroke.

Haha. Another question is: "How would it react to being submerged in water?" I think it would mostly swim like a horse in that case, and the arms wouldn't matter much.

Yet another:

"How would it masturbate if there were no horse or centaur booty around to be had?"

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