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Posted by Pete K on Jan-16-2004 14:05:

If you dance your going to hell

Posted by Treo on Jan-16-2004 14:46:

!? ..madness..

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-16-2004 15:08:

I'd rather dance than be a child molester.

Posted by SuperFarStucker on Jan-16-2004 15:18:

HAS to be a piss take.

Posted by `pr0digy on Jan-16-2004 15:24:

Tis just a joke...

Posted by EssentialMix3r on Jan-16-2004 17:23:

I sure hope that is a joke, cause if not I am screwed!!! j/k

Posted by _-MIl0 on Jan-16-2004 18:31:

That one their is a joke but iv seen a sight that was actually real, said that the repetative beats and seductive sounds of electronic music are designed to put one of gods children into a sort of trance (hence the name) so that the deveil can corrup their souls, now im not a bible basher but some people are loonies....

Posted by whiskers on Jan-16-2004 18:35:

werd, this MUST be a piss take

Posted by Pio on Jan-16-2004 18:40:

there's nothing there that Jerry Falwell wouldn't say, even the foreign cars bit. but i don't know, sounds like a joke.

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-16-2004 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
I'd rather dance than be a child molester.

Posted by _-MIl0 on Jan-16-2004 18:43:

read the caption under his picture its obviosly a fake after that, not even a fundamentalist is that stupid....

Posted by occrider on Jan-16-2004 18:43:

For some reason I started humming and singing this song:

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude or totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

Say we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody taken the chance

Now it's going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-16-2004 20:39:

footloose anyone???

and dancing does not lead to premartial sex, I am out there every weekend dancing my ass off and all I can get is a $2 HJ from the bridge and tunnel posse.

Posted by occrider on Jan-16-2004 20:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
footloose anyone???

and dancing does not lead to premartial sex, I am out there every weekend dancing my ass off and all I can get is a $2 HJ from the bridge and tunnel posse.

It DOES lead to buying foreign cars however. Ever since I've started dancing I've had this urge to buy an Audi.

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-16-2004 20:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
dancing does not lead to premartial sex, I am out there every weekend dancing my ass off and all I can get is a $2 HJ from the bridge and tunnel posse.

maybe you need to work on ur dancing.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Jan-16-2004 20:54:

i guess i'm a-goin' to hell then...

Posted by Lost Inhibition on Jan-16-2004 21:33:

"I really, really need your dollars. Today."

totally a joke

Posted by [mart] on Jan-16-2004 21:36:

Actually, I'd imagine that being one of Satan's minions would be much better than meeting Jesus, but maybe that's just me...

Posted by BloodfIower on Jan-16-2004 21:43:

well if dancing makes u going to hell, i am the son of satan!

Posted by DjCoz on Jan-16-2004 21:45:

http://www.reference-guides.com/nav..._bible/DANCING/

Nothing in the Bible about this, just in case you believe in the Bible.

Posted by arctic on Jan-16-2004 22:01:

Yet another reason to ignore religion altogether.

Posted by DaveSZ on Jan-16-2004 22:07:

quote:
Originally posted by arctic
Yet another reason to ignore religion altogether.

Religion isn't the problem; extremists are the problem.

Posted by arctic on Jan-16-2004 22:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Religion isn't the problem; extremists are the problem.

I moce that religion is the problem, because if I don't follow a religion, then they clearly must be fundamentally flawed.

Posted by whiskers on Jan-16-2004 22:14:

quote:
Originally posted by MaRt
Actually, I'd imagine that being one of Satan's minions would be much better than meeting Jesus, but maybe that's just me...

"Oh... so you're the son of god? cool... how's uh.. the weather up there? aw, a'ight, i gotta go"

Posted by Tranc3 on Jan-17-2004 04:20:

Is this from Landoverbaptist?

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