Happy Birthday Arturo - The ULTIMATE(!) BirthdayThread

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Posted by dEEkAy on Jan-17-2004 01:25:

Happy Birthday Arturo - The ULTIMATE(!) BirthdayThread

Alright,

as some of us know. Art's Birthday is on the 18th of this month.
And he finally reached his goal: becoming 21.

but before we gonna say "Happy Birthday", I think it is time to have a little review of the last 21 years.

Back in 1983 Arturo Bonetti (also known as: Barturo Simpsonetti, Sheturo Malenetti, Arturo La Mento, Arturo Shynetti....) "came to earth".

One first speculated he was a failure, because his size was very unusual for his age:

We have no exact information about where he was born but some people speculate it was on an old farm somewhere on Sri Lanka in the middle of nowhere.

As soon as arturob was able to get his brain working in a half-proper way, he knew what he had to do. Going to the country of obvious freedom.

Soon he made new friends like the talented indy (known as "politicsofdancin" on TA).

After getting used to the western society and culture...

...arturob thought he was cycling down to pre-school but ended up getting to "Space" where he saw his future fav. DJ "Paul van dyk" for the very first time.

This can be seen as THE striking event.
Arturob could not stop dreaming of being 21. Visiting 21+ clubs,
checking out hookers (which he did before)...

...and even his mum was so shocked by arturo's early Booze attempts, that she called in a cheapo Miami Televion News team to bring a reportage about her son and his alcoholic orgys:

This legendary TV Report brought arturob up to the miamian high society took away arturo's sense for reality.

One day, arturob met his therapist of whom some might think he may be Dave Dresden but official sources confirmed it was Bill Gate's son "Fill".

The weapon of choice was weed and Fill-Gates connection to the Matrix(!). Unfortunately the Matrix Connection suffered from a serious Bluescreen of Death which had serious facial deformations as a result. As everyone can see, arturo has a few bits&bytes of Mr.Smith leftover in his face (aside of his craziness playing around as a Jedi with a stupid stick):

After weeks and months of researching, his careful mum found a doctor who was able to restore arturo's outward appearance and characteristics:
Dr.Schulz - Doctor for special cases.

Although some people say he's been sponsored by the mafia and several gangs from Vice City, there was no official confirmation of that yet:

This is just a piece of Sheturo Malenetti's Life today.

More on his 22nd birthday!!

For now..

Happy Birthday Art!!

I'm posting this NOW because I probably cant be here when he's got his birthday (due to timezone and schedule issues).

Posted by ShellSh0ck on Jan-17-2004 01:30:

GREAT JOB DEEK THUMBS UP!
...hehe Art we will call you tomorrow, to wish(sing) you a HAppy Birthday!

OMFG! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTY!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jan-17-2004 01:32:

lmfao

Happy b'day Art matey. Have a good'n

Posted by sykadelik on Jan-17-2004 01:37:

Absloutely Gandalf! Happy birthday mate!

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Jan-17-2004 01:52:

Happy Birthday Arturo u knobber

and great work deek, u have prooved what we have all suspected,
arturo is not normal . . .

Posted by INDY on Jan-17-2004 01:57:

http://cards.artie.com/cards/devil-card-have-a-hell-of-a-birthday.html

HERE IS A LIL CARD JUST FOR YOU

INDY

ps..dEEk AMAZING JOB!!!!! heh and thanks for including me in the genesis of SHETURO MALENETTI

Posted by dEEkAy on Jan-17-2004 01:57:

seriously indy...my pic just proved it again

ur link isnt working, fix it

Posted by Tranz on Jan-17-2004 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo

and great work deek, u have prooved what we have all suspected, arturo is not normal . . .

Posted by Fundamental on Jan-17-2004 02:01:

Fantastic thread!

And Happy Birthday Art!! Have a quality birthday mate!

Posted by Mebot on Jan-17-2004 02:02:

Cheers again Art man

enjoy your boozeday birthday

Posted by Ian on Jan-17-2004 02:16:

quote:
Originally posted by dEEkAy
seriously indy...my pic just proved it again

ur link isnt working, fix it

matt that was absolutely amazing

Posted by torontotrance on Jan-17-2004 02:21:

drop dead!

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on Jan-17-2004 02:21:

happy bday babycakes!!!!!

rofl deek!! the best! and quite disturbing!!

Posted by DennisF on Jan-17-2004 02:26:

lol deek did a great job

Posted by Greedy on Jan-17-2004 02:53:

OMG I REMEMBER THIS PIC!!!

Happy bday art!!

Posted by yujie__ on Jan-17-2004 03:35:

happy birthday ARturo !!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111, hope to see u at the new glow anytime soonnn, LMAO great work deekay

Posted by 531.am on Jan-17-2004 03:41:

hahhahahah omfg I never laughed so hard in my entire life!!

That was absolutely priceless .

Happy Birthday my spanish friend , remember who introduced you to sushi!!

Posted by Shamez214 on Jan-17-2004 04:58:

happy birthday Farturo

Posted by Anno Domino on Jan-17-2004 05:05:

happy birthday art.,...

Posted by NY1004 on Jan-17-2004 05:54:

Hah thanks for that little piece of history Deekay.

And HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTURO!!! I hope to see you at the Roxy for PVD.

Cheers!

Posted by Sunshine79 on Jan-17-2004 15:18:

Happy Birthday Arturo! Yes, yes I misplaced that bit of information in my mind for a little while. But I didn't miss it! Have a great weekend celebrating.

And Matt, well..that was fantastic! Scary, though.

Posted by Highmay on Jan-17-2004 16:03:

feliz cumpleanos, jefe!!

Posted by vtec junkie on Jan-17-2004 17:21:

Happy Birthday Foo

Posted by trancEyes22 on Jan-17-2004 17:42:

happy birthday art!!! hope to see you PVD/Ferry weekeend....dont get too drunk!

Posted by DJ_Lord on Jan-17-2004 17:44:

feliz cumpleanos rataaaaa!!

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