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Posted by dEEkAy on Jan-17-2004 01:27:

Happy Birthday Arturo Shynetti - The Ultimate(!) Birthday Thread

Alright,

as some of us know. Art's Birthday is on the 18th of this month.
And he finally reached his goal: becoming 21.

but before we gonna say "Happy Birthday", I think it is time to have a little review of the last 21 years.

Back in 1983 Arturo Bonetti (also known as: Barturo Simpsonetti, Sheturo Malenetti, Arturo La Mento, Arturo Shynetti....) "came to earth".


One first speculated he was a failure, because his size was very unusual for his age:


We have no exact information about where he was born but some people speculate it was on an old farm somewhere on Sri Lanka in the middle of nowhere.

As soon as arturob was able to get his brain working in a half-proper way, he knew what he had to do. Going to the country of obvious freedom.



Soon he made new friends like the talented indy (known as "politicsofdancin" on TA).


After getting used to the western society and culture...


...arturob thought he was cycling down to pre-school but ended up getting to "Space" where he saw his future fav. DJ "Paul van dyk" for the very first time.


This can be seen as THE striking event.
Arturob could not stop dreaming of being 21. Visiting 21+ clubs,
checking out hookers (which he did before)...



...and even his mum was so shocked by arturo's early Booze attempts, that she called in a cheapo Miami Televion News team to bring a reportage about her son and his alcoholic orgys:



This legendary TV Report brought arturob up to the miamian high society took away arturo's sense for reality.



One day, arturob met his therapist of whom some might think he might be Dave Dresden but official sources confirmed it was Bill Gate's son "Fill".



The weapon of choice was weed and Fill-Gates connection to the Matrix(!). Unfortunately the Matrix Connection suffered from a serious Bluescreen of Death which had serious facial deformations as a result. As everyone can see, arturo has a few bits&bytes of Mr.Smith leftover in his face (aside of his craziness playing around as a Jedi with a stupid stick):




After weeks and months of researching, his careful mum found a doctor who was able to restore arturo's outward appearance and characteristics:
Dr.Schulz - Doctor for special cases.

Although some people say he's been sponsored by the mafia and several gangs from Vice City, there was no official confirmation of that yet:



This is just a piece of Sheturo Malenetti's Life today.

More on his 22nd birthday!!

For now..

Happy Birthday Art!!

I'm posting this NOW because I probably cant be here when he's got his birthday (due to timezone and schedule issues).


Posted by KatKit2704 on Jan-17-2004 01:34:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!

CLUBBY, I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH AND THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME! ALWAYS A GREAT FRIEND AND ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU!

HOPE I'VE BEEN AS GOOD OF A FRIEND TO YOU AS YOU HAVE TO ME...

HAPPY 21ST (22nd?) BDAY!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!

KISSES,
KATIE


PS.That is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time!!! Good job!


Posted by Tranz on Jan-17-2004 01:55:


Posted by bobba lou on Jan-17-2004 02:54:


Posted by mdamon7278 on Jan-17-2004 03:14:

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HAPPY FOCKIN BDAY, TO DKAY, THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST FRICKEN POST ABOUT ART YET, LOLOLOLOLOL, IM DYING HERE, TO A POINT WHERE IM CRYING ITS TOO FUNNY, BUT ANYWAYS I SEE YOU TONIGHT AND TOMORROW NGIHT, HAPPY BDAY U BIG BASTARD, U FUNNY CAN SHOW ID!!!!




DAMON 2.0


Posted by SpykeChyld on Jan-17-2004 03:26:

OMG!!! THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS PAIN-IN-THE-SIDE LAUGHTER RIGHT THERE!!!







HAPPY BDAY ART!!!!

After only meeting you once, but knowing you from on here for years now...YOU FUCKING OWN!!! I can't wait to be goin to club Space to see you spin!!

Hope I can make it down for your party on Saturday, if not...I'll see you up here at Edgar in a week????

Happy fuckin Birthday man, we love you Art!!!


Posted by LiquidX on Jan-17-2004 03:31:

LOOOOLLL!!!! Hahaha funny stuff.. Shynety Malinetti lol..

Yeah Arturo man, Happy Birthday!! Its been a long journey, and now you can finally get into clubs "legally " hehehe.. mr.fox! Starfox!! Man, I know its not today nor tomorrow, but hey, advance felicitations hehe.. thanks for everything you've done man, I dont know how would I compensate with that heh. But Hey, your really getting an awesome gift, heaving to attend EdgarV tonite and Schulz tomorrow.. great way to welcome ur 21st. Enjoy it man!

As of now.. let me laugh at that post


Posted by bawls on Jan-17-2004 03:44:

Happy B-day Arturo!

... Even though I'm a n00b who's been on here for about a week so far


Posted by ex-dj on Jan-17-2004 03:53:

Arturo - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (since I probably won't get to say that in person tommorow) Have a good one!
21 birthday spanks LOL!
Deekay - that was hilarious! Nice photoshopping.


Posted by squirrelly on Jan-17-2004 08:37:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONI MUH LOVE!!!!!!!!

THE BIG 2-1!


I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BONI DEAR, HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY, I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T BE THERE!!! I WILL SEE YOU SOON THOUGH I'M SURE!!!!


Posted by Itarill� on Jan-17-2004 15:56:

have a very happy, drunken 21 birthday, art!


Posted by TranceLuver4evr on Jan-17-2004 16:29:

LMFAO

Happy 21st Birthday Arturo


Posted by Vero on Jan-17-2004 17:11:

Happy B-day Art. We love ya buddy!


Posted by Pete K on Jan-17-2004 17:27:

LoL that's great


Happy Bday


Posted by rounder19 on Jan-17-2004 17:49:

funny ass post Happy Deuce One Llama Boy!


ryan


Posted by Bling on Jan-17-2004 23:00:

Re: Happy Birthday Arturo Shynetti - The Ultimate(!) Birthday Thread

LMAO hilarious thread....... happy birthday mr arturo.... u da man


Posted by tc-fan on Jan-18-2004 01:53:

happy b-day arturo...about fucking time...WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by BshidoHEAT on Jan-18-2004 02:08:

Cheers dude! Happy B-day


Posted by Freeza on Jan-18-2004 02:33:

Party Hat

Happy Birthday man


Posted by AddictedTo1982 on Jan-18-2004 03:34:

King Hey Now

Happy 21TH Birthday,The King of the TA's in Florida lol.Dude 21 is like the COOLEST YEAR ,next is 25 and so on.

Showing some love from VA


Posted by Porky on Jan-18-2004 03:37:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY BEAST! HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE LOTS OF NAKED LADIES POPPING OUT OF BIRTHDAY CAKES GIVING YOU WET KISSES! IF NOT..THEN......

REGARDS!
PRONKEY


Posted by Fredz21 on Jan-18-2004 04:25:

dude, are we still getting the strippers?

Happy Bday WUNDERVALL boyyyyyy
happy bday 2 uuuuu
happy bday 2 uuuuu
happy bday artieeeee
happy bday 2 uuuuu



-.fredzzzz


Posted by cybertranceJPK on Jan-18-2004 09:44:

happy birthday dude

Happy birthday and all the best!

jp.


Posted by arturob on Jan-18-2004 12:32:

OMFG.

dEEK! I DIED WHEN I READ THIS. Funniest thread ever made. hahahahah I love really much.


thanks all for your posts and wishes. I definitely had a great time tonight with some close friends and Markus & Heather Schulz @ SPACE. what a GREAAAAAAAAAAAAT PARTY OMFG!

pictures and videos coming soon!


all the best,

xxx arturo


Posted by PatMcGroin on Jan-18-2004 17:00:

happy birthday arturo! finally finally finally you're 21!


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