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Death test
Take the death test and you'll know how long you'll live.
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
i am going to live until June 1, 2049. death will come at the age of 71. i answered the questions honest... so it isnt bad considering i smoke a pack a day.
26 years down, 45 to go.
just done.
I will die at the age of 60 years old (year 2045)
Mainly death factors:
Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (13%) 
Homocide (12%)
....
i will be 84, best one so far 
60 years old for me.....haha, thats a good amount of time to live i think. who wants to end up in a home anyway? they're so depressing....
March 20, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.
Leading causes of death:
Cancer - 32%
Alcoholism - 11%
ALIEN ABDUCTION - 11% <--- definitely the coolest way to die!
July 8, 2053
at the age of 68 years old.
wtf ???
December 16, 2066
at the age of 82 years old
82 is good for me. I should be a killer dj by then.
55,
heart attack.
80 years old.
Cancer (38%)
Electrolysis (20%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 5, 2065
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
It told me I got till 2006 when im 29. I better behave.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 5, 2061
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
July 12, 2067
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
I bet the alien abduction thing is b/c i walk alone at night sometimes, yet i live in the city, so aliens dont like to go there.
whats auto-fellatio???
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| Originally posted by Heinz July 12, 2067 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (31%) Cancer (27%) Alien Abduction (5%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Suicide (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) I bet the alien abduction thing is b/c i walk alone at night sometimes, yet i live in the city, so aliens dont like to go there. whats auto-fellatio??? |
Funny Test!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 29, 2062
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 29, 2062, as you slip silently into the night.
LMAO LMAO LMAO ... 
sweet imma live to 88 got another 68 years ohhhh yeah
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 26, 2069
at the age of 85 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 25, 2056
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
BASTARDS........... a week before my 83 birthday
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| Originally posted by jonSun It told me I got till 2006 when im 29. I better behave. |
April 8, 2088
at the age of 102 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
no joke, far too old
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 5, 2077
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Damn, only 2. longest... 
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| Originally posted by DarkFall01 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 5, 2065 at the age of 83 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (17%) Electrolysis (15%) Horrible Accident (11%) Alien Abduction (8%) Heart Attack (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Drowning (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) |
65 w/ heart attack wait
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 13, 2071
at the age of 84 years old.
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