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driving test answers.....
Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Hey I do that 
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
LOL! I gotta remember that one!
{{{smoke}}}
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four- way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." |
lol
HAHAHA
great stuff!!
To bad they had multiple choice questions when I had to take my test
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