FLTA Attention wh0res - daffodil & anuneventrate

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Posted by dEEkAy on Jan-25-2004 01:37:

FLTA Attention wh0res - daffodil & anuneventrate

aaaalllright...im proud to present the FLTAs (FLorida-Trance-Attentionwh0res).

Once a year, when Armin comes to town, Sara & Jane, nationwide known sex&alcohol-addicts make a pact. The pact is about who's going to lay Armin first. As Armin appears to be a god to both of them, they both have different rituals for gaining access to armin's "lower part".

Anonymous sources were able to deliver a picture of sara asking her anonymous underground miami-informant for sex-strategies and armin-van-buuren advisories.

Anyway, despite their desperate attempts to "hug" armin (to say it in a rather harmless, not-rated way) they both love alcohol. One reason they are never on GDJB-Pictures is that they usually pass-out on the Space-Toilet right after 11pm.

After years of booze, jane was able to develop a characteristic making her interesting for all kinds of men who are into beer:

Sara (anuneventrate) instead, seemed to develop to the contrary:

despite that, there is a slight similarity to indyircjunkie:

Attention! The author is NOT responsible for a malfunction of these jokes. Everything written here is signed to Sheturo Shynetti who has to be taken responsible for all consequences caused by this

Posted by arturob on Jan-25-2004 01:41:

whahhahah so trueeeeeee!! LOL

Posted by daffodil on Jan-25-2004 01:49:

HAHAHHAHHA! that's absolutely hysterical, i'm very impressed! you do have a few of your facts wrong, most notably that i'm not in GDJB pictures because i've never been to space and i don't live in florida, or even remotely close to it. also, if i were at space, i'm not a puker or passer-outer. that and i'm not an armin whore. i'm not a dj whore. i just have to point that out for my self respect.

nice work, i'm very amused.

Posted by dEEkAy on Jan-25-2004 01:51:

hey, not my fault

in first instance i even said i dont wanna write a story about you two cause i dont know you...but someone (*cough*) said i should do it anyway

it was kinda clear that it turns out to be nothing else than crap

but well, thats the sense of this (just pointing to the arturo-birthday thread(s))

Posted by Redeye on Jan-25-2004 01:52:

it is funny, but alas not accurate...

of all people daffodil isn't an armin whore, tranceyes22 maybe, but not daffodil. I'd actually consider Arturo more of an armin-whore than daffodil (because Armin's persona is better than pvd's )

its anuneventrade

and I can put money on daffodil in a drinking contest and anyone will pass out before her

Posted by Redeye on Jan-25-2004 01:53:

quote:
Originally posted by dEEkAy
hey, not my fault

in first instance i even said i dont wanna write a story about you two cause i dont know you...but someone (*cough*) said i should do it anyway

it was kinda clear that it turns out to be nothing else than crap

but well, thats the sense of this (just pointing to the arturo-birthday thread(s))

*cough* arturo burrito the attention/armin-whore *cough*

Posted by arturob on Jan-25-2004 01:55:

o god. is there ANY single time you dont mess a fuckin JOKE. this is for jane and sara! geez. you always have to come and be like OH IM GOD, let me screw this up.

cheers,

arturo

Posted by filoandperi on Jan-25-2004 01:57:

Posted by Redeye on Jan-25-2004 01:57:

quote:
Originally posted by arturob
o god. is there ANY single time you dont mess a fuckin JOKE. this is for jane and sara! geez. you always have to come and be like OH IM GOD, let me screw this up.

cheers,

arturo

I know its a joke, seeing as I have a firm grasp of the english language and I can sense humor/sarcasm...can you sense it now or not??? hahahahaha I just find it funny that you had to have someone else post it for you, if you are gonna roast people BRING ON THE ROAST dammit

Posted by arturob on Jan-25-2004 01:59:

seeing as dEEk has more talent than me on this stuff I dont see why not ask him? btw, if you read close, he gave hints about the original idea for this thread. :-!

Posted by Redeye on Jan-25-2004 02:06:

Posted by dEEkAy on Jan-25-2004 02:10:

hahahahahahahhaahhahahhaa

LMAO

wahaha SUPERB PIC! hahahaha omfg !!!

Posted by mdamon7278 on Jan-25-2004 02:10:

OM MY FUCKIN GOD, I BE BACK, CAUSE I JUST PEEPED MY PANTS, LOLOLOLOL!!!!

DAMON 2.0

Posted by vtec junkie on Jan-25-2004 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Redeye

Posted by Mebot on Jan-25-2004 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by filoandperi

bwahahahahaha!!!

i think i just swallowed my tongue!!!

Posted by squirrelly on Jan-25-2004 08:47:

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Awww thanks guys, I feel so special! You know you love this attention whore

And yes, it is most likely true that I will faint when I meet Armin... and the rest.. *chuckles*

"nationwide sex&alcohol addicts"? OMG I DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Though, it has quite a bit of truth to it.

Each and every one of you owe me a shot for this.

I'm not kidding either.

Posted by INDY on Jan-26-2004 04:35:

OMG...I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IM INVOLVED IN THIS THREAD? dEEK! WTF

Posted by GQMr2 on Jan-30-2004 00:33:

quote:
Originally posted by filoandperi

Originally posted by Mebot
bwahahahahaha!!!

i think i just swallowed my tongue!!!

daaamit! why the hell did you quote the most annoying picture on this thread? now i gotta look at this thing again. everyone in my computer lab at school thinks im playing videogames....

Posted by bobba lou on Feb-01-2004 16:27:

DC dj whores OWN nuff said!!!!!

Posted by trancEyes22 on Feb-02-2004 21:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Redeye
it is funny, but alas not accurate...

of all people daffodil isn't an armin whore, tranceyes22 maybe, but not daffodil.

ahahaaahah hey now. i have gotten a LOT better. in fact, i kinda thought janie and i traded places.

armin is still awesome, still hot, but there is only one man in my life now.

but i can say that its gotten down to just an "obsession" vs. the stalkerish/psychotic/step away from "dj whore" ward in mental hospital that i had a year or so ago.