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The 213 Things No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

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hahah those were great! Gave me some great new ideas hhehehe

Radar from MASH?

Unfortunately, some are true...


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oh thats nice

some good ones i liked :

Must not refer to 1st Sgt as �Mom'
Must not refer to the Commander as �Dad'
Nerve gas is not funny
Must not use military vehicles to �Squish' things

I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD�s

I should not use government resources to �waterproof� dirty magazines
I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test
I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance


and many more

-Must not taunt the French any more.
-Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
-Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.
-Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.
-Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.
-Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.
-Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'
-Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).
-Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

LOL

HAHAHAHA .THis guy must of been a real menace over there.

Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

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