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2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...(warning, sick joke!)
2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...
One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese"
Sorry
Re: 2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...(warning, sick joke!)
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| Originally posted by George Smiley 2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall... One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese" Sorry |
WTF? Must be local humor.
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FAP FAP FAP
where's the humor in that.
Don't do drugs 
blu eeh scottish humah!!
F U put a Waste of time warning when u post shit like this.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED ARJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God! If it doesn't happen in America ay?!
Cockle Picking Disaster
19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi...
Actually we shouldn't laugh, it was a terrible thing to happen. In fact, the only reason they drown was due to a break down in communications. Apperently they had been warned to come back when the sea got to knee high, its just that Nee Hi was sat at the top of the cliff!
Ho ho ho
I'm actually amazed at the speed these jokes came out. Two days later! After sep 11th it was at least 5 days before we started to hear all the classics and even longer (bout a week) before everybody started pissing themselves at Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!)
What is going on here?
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| Originally posted by George Smiley 19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi... Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!) |
Stop it already with the lame Scottish humor...
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lol
im with u brother
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| Originally posted by smokeape Stop it already with the lame Scottish humor... [[[smoke]]] |
Yea whats all this bout Scottish humour?!
I aint Scottish! And these jokes aint Scottish!
There's been a delay in people getting their meals in Chinese restaurants in Morcombe, they've been waiting for the kitchen staff to wash up!
(I'm not gonna stop!)
((Anyway, surely you can understand the jokes if you read the link bout what happened? I think it's remarkable the speed at which us Brits absolutely piss ourselves whenever summat bad happens!))
i dont get it.
PICS OR STFU NOOB.
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| Originally posted by George Smiley Yea whats all this bout Scottish humour?! I aint Scottish! And these jokes aint Scottish! There's been a delay in people getting their meals in Chinese restaurants in Morcombe, they've been waiting for the kitchen staff to wash up! (I'm not gonna stop!) ((Anyway, surely you can understand the jokes if you read the link bout what happened? I think it's remarkable the speed at which us Brits absolutely piss ourselves whenever summat bad happens!)) |
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| Originally posted by Mikado F U put a Waste of time warning when u post shit like this. THIS IS WHY WE NEED ARJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Originally posted by TranceMasterUk ok please do tell me what is scottish about this humor? |
how sad
how sad
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| Originally posted by George Smiley God! If it doesn't happen in America ay?! Cockle Picking Disaster After sep 11th it was at least 5 days before we started to hear all the classics and even longer (bout a week) |
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