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Posted by jp on Feb-17-2004 02:02:

99 silly ways to order a pizza

http://www.anothersite.co.uk/module...article&sid=278

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Keeping a healthy level of insanity

Fun things to do in a public toilet

ps: if you don't like it, don't shoot the messenger

Posted by djtitan on Feb-17-2004 04:03:

nice

Posted by Tranc3 on Feb-17-2004 06:24:

Best one:

54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that
these be included in the pizza.

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Feb-17-2004 07:54:

Stutter on the letter "p."

simple and hilarious

Posted by maxstradamus on Feb-17-2004 08:20:

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows
from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

awesome

Posted by Mystre on Feb-17-2004 10:53:

haha i like these

82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you
say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to
respond.

83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated
again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get
it, do you?"

84. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated.
I hate math."

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-17-2004 20:38:

LMAO

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they
called you.

20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you
would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

23. Change your accent every three seconds.

26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap
yourself and say "No, I don't."

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK.
That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

36. Imitate the order taker's voice.

37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated
again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get
it, do you?"

85. Haggle.

90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the
background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

ROFFFFFLLLLL

my sides still hurt haha

Posted by fitom tiel on Feb-17-2004 20:47:

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.