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Never drink sour milk.

It taste like I would imagine ass sweat to taste like.


and that does not go good with cinnamon toast crunch in the morning.

thanks for the friendly advice i'll jot that one down in case i forget.

Wow! I would've never known about this if not for your helpful advice! thankyou good sir!

you're right...it does taste like ass sweat...i did a taste test comparison...

hey, no problem. I'm only looking out for you.




Many people here advocate you should try a drug before you decide whether it is crap. Well, I have never tried sour milk, so I gave it a whirl and other people's advice and common sense were correct....it tastes like ass sweat.

Holy crap, so THAT's why my milk tastes like ass-sweat. Guess I gotta go buy some new milk...

i'm really curious as to how boomer knows what ass sweat tastes like...don't lie boomer

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm really curious as to how boomer knows what ass sweat tastes like...don't lie boomer

Yeah actually me too. Curious how he knows that is. Not that I know what it tastes like.

i ate orange juice and cherios once when i was out of milk....it tasted like shit...Boomer...try it hehehe...

oh, nevermind. he said, "what he IMAGINES it to taste like".

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Originally posted by Slylee oh, nevermind. he said, "what he IMAGINES it to taste like".

damn I wanted to point it out.....


I was very careful in wording that, as I would have asked the same thing.

Re: Never drink sour milk.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 It taste like I would imagine ass sweat to taste like. and that does not go good with cinnamon toast crunch in the morning.

Why oh why did you change your avatar picture

Now that was one ass I wouldn't mind tasting the sweat of

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Originally posted by beema Wow! I would've never known about this if not for your helpful advice! thankyou good sir!

WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I READ THIS THREAD BEFORE BREAKFAST?!?!?

Hey Boomer, I've always wondered what dog feces tastes like. Can you put that next on your list?

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Originally posted by Boomer187 hey, no problem. I'm only looking out for you. Many people here advocate you should try a drug before you decide whether it is crap. Well, I have never tried sour milk, so I gave it a whirl and other people's advice and common sense were correct....it tastes like ass sweat.

My question to you, Boomer is: What did the milk do to your stomach?

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Originally posted by DarkAngel My question to you, Boomer is: What did the milk do to your stomach?

too late for that.

what did his stomach do to his toilet?!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel My question to you, Boomer is: What did the milk do to your stomach?

I spat it back into my bowl and immediately washed my mouth out with water.


you try swallowing ass sweat.



and I think we found a fecalphiliac in this thread...not naming names.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 and I think we found a fecalphiliac in this thread...not naming names.

i like goats

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Originally posted by whiskers i like goats

hehe, thats funny cause I am reading journal articles on the Australian Sheep-Goat Scale.


its actually called that.

well i drank half a glass of it...kinda downed it as i was in a rush and it tasted like a bin.

it spat it out and took the day off college as i was very unwell after these certain events.

i hardly ever drink milk now...gotta smell it a bit first...

i recently had an experience with sour milk. my idiot of a little step brother, who works in DAIRY at super stop & shop of all places, didnt check the date on the milk he brought home. so i open up this gallon and pour myself a glass to go with my oreos. i take a swig, toss an oreo into my mouth and start chewing away. yeeeah oreo goodness....wait, somethign is wrong. why is my oreo cookie sour tasting. ahh well its just my head oreos arent sour. then i think to myself maybe its the milk. wait it cant be, i just opened that milk. i go over to the bottle, i smell the milk, i almost vomit. the milk is 4 days past its sell by date and was bought that day.


Lesson Learned: Never over estimate the intelligence of someone who works at stop & shop. what an idiot

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Originally posted by jinxed84 Lesson Learned: Never over estimate the intelligence of someone who works at stop & shop. what an idiot

hehe, and he's supposed to KNOW to check for dates!!!
i worked at a grocery store... with milk... after that i ALWAYS check the dates!

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Originally posted by drinkyourmilk

i wonder if YOU drink your milk....sour milk the smell and taste is ehhh rancid

And the moral of this tragic story is: always check the 'use before' date on milk before you drink it, or else reap the consequences.

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