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Posted by UglyDave on Feb-21-2004 19:43:

piles

think i might have em..

was sittin at work today, and got a realy itchy sensation on my hole.. really annoyin.. i was workin on the till and there was a massice queue, and i couldn't scratch.. would've loved to have shoved an electric toothbrush up my ass and squiggles it around for a bit

ultimate relief

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Feb-21-2004 19:47:

Uhm...
Did it ever occur to you that people might not want to hear every single repulsive detail of your life?

Posted by jinxed84 on Feb-21-2004 19:50:

lol nevermind

Posted by Sand Leaper on Feb-21-2004 19:50:

Why on earth would we want to hear about your piles?

Posted by Omegasox on Feb-21-2004 19:50:

Posted by jinxed84 on Feb-21-2004 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Uhm...
Did it ever occur to you that people might not want to hear every single repulsive detail of your life?

but its COR, anything goes. unfortunately sometimes.

Posted by Fundamental on Feb-21-2004 20:10:

Dave doesn't have any money lying around, but he's got piles up his ass.

Posted by tranceDJ on Feb-21-2004 20:25:

Re: piles

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
would've loved to have shoved an electric toothbrush up my ass and squiggles it around for a bit

ultimate relief

ROFL...odd remedy but I guess it would work

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-21-2004 20:27:

Re: Re: piles

quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
ROFL...odd remedy but I guess it would work

even without piles i guess it would be pretty nice i'd love to get that colonic irrigation done..

to the rest of u: i dont care if u dislike my posts

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-21-2004 20:47:

quote:
General discussion area... talk about what's on your mind

well dave did exactly that.

Posted by Tranc3 on Feb-21-2004 22:07:

And Dave has once again proven why his name is "UglyDave" as opposed to "Dave"

Posted by vswede on Feb-21-2004 22:28:

scared for life....
WHY?!?!?!

Posted by CrackedLcd on Feb-21-2004 23:08:

Re: piles

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
would've loved to have shoved an electric toothbrush up my ass and squiggles it around for a bit

ultimate relief

wtf

Posted by smallSHEEP on Feb-21-2004 23:59:

If it's an itchy bum you have then maybe you got a threadworm infection (Worms)

Posted by DigiNut on Feb-22-2004 01:10:

What the hell is a pile? Did someone shit their pants?

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-22-2004 03:48:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
What the hell is a pile? Did someone shit their pants?

Unfortunately, I know what they are, because I�ve got them from time to time (run in my family). Basically blood vessels inside your arse get irritated, itch, and bleeds. They're very unpleasant and take weeks to heal. You have stick to a high fiber fruits and veggie diet, avoiding any constipating food like red meat, rice, and cheese. It's lots of fun, you have too deal with the condition for the rest of your life.

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-22-2004 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
What the hell is a pile? Did someone shit their pants?

bout time u changed ur avatar back to that one!

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-22-2004 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
Unfortunately, I know what they are, because I�ve got them from time to time (run in my family). Basically blood vessels inside your arse get irritated, itch, and bleeds. They're very unpleasant and take weeks to heal. You have stick to a high fiber fruits and veggie diet, avoiding any constipating food like red meat, rice, and cheese. It's lots of fun, you have too deal with the condition for the rest of your life.

run in the family eh? u discuss piles with ur family?? (..i know.. here i am discussin it on the net..)

i dunno, maybe not piles.. never get any blood or anything..

they're just SOOOOOO itchy from time to time..

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-22-2004 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
run in the family eh? u discuss piles with ur family?? (..i know.. here i am discussin it on the net..)

i dunno, maybe not piles.. never get any blood or anything..

when i was a kid i asked my dad why the hell he took so long in the bathroom, when he told me i was like yuck that's never goin to happen to me. anyways statically 33% of the population get them, but ppl dont usually talk about it...except on message boards

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-22-2004 04:24:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
...except on message boards

thank God for message boards

i come on here and post all sorts of shit that pops into my head