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Posted by SuperFarStucker on Feb-22-2004 05:18:

animal naming

I can't help but think people name their animals retarded names. Hmm, my GF named her cat "pumpkin" and her dog "fluffy", my dad named our dog "peewee." A good friend of mine named his dogs "jack, patch, snicker and butch." SO to celebrate this tradition I think I'm just going to name an animal I get one some random noun. Like lesbian, or cheesegrater or something. I just think it'd be fucking halarious to see somebodies look of confusion when ur like "go away cheesegrater/ bad cheesegrater"

penis or vagina would be a good one too...

Posted by Tranc3 on Feb-22-2004 05:34:

We had a dog once that we got when it was still a puppy, and pursuant to our inability to come up with a suitable name for the creature, we decided to call her "puppy" - at least temporarily. Now that's her name

I've always wanted to call a dog something like cat, that way you can say "c'mere cat" and people will go "wow you trained your cat to respond to your commands?" And then your dog comes and you say something like "Good cat. You're such a good dog, aren't you cat?"

Posted by moncster on Feb-22-2004 05:52:

"Husband" "Wife" "Dad" "Mom"

Like "DAD! STOP SNIFFING THAT WOMAN'S ASS!"

or "IF YOU DON'T STOP PISSING ON PEOPLE'S YARDS WE'LL HAVE TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP, MOM"

Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-22-2004 06:48:

I make up wierd native american sounding names.

"come here oohh-a-heech-mmm-uuu-tah."

Posted by Vorian on Feb-22-2004 06:55:

or name them after shakespeare characters.

"Dammit Horatio, that's the third time you've pissed on the carpet this week!"

Posted by Vanilla on Feb-22-2004 07:33:

I have two cats, and their names are seriously Kitty and Kitten. I'm very lazy.

Posted by getfoul on Feb-22-2004 09:28:

my science teacher in 7th grade had a bunny named jaws and a piranha named fluffy. of course he had the cage and aquarium right next to eachother...

Posted by Radagast on Feb-22-2004 09:52:

I named my dog Mr. Bojangles. I think she likes it.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Feb-22-2004 13:01:

I have 3 cats. 2 boys called Milton & Sherman, and the most adorable little cat with huge ears called Rosie.

Posted by whiskers on Feb-22-2004 15:14:

beethoven & strauss!

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-22-2004 15:21:

my pets must get mixed up cause everyone has their own name for a pet and the names usually evolves. For example, we had a cat and named him Bumble which evolved into Mr. B, after he started marking his territory in the house finally became Van Pee Pee. My current cat has a laundaury list of names that i pick from depending on my or my cats mood here's just a few i can think of:

Buttons: given by previous owner (got the cat at an animal shelter)
Billy: offical name (my roomate had crush on a news caster with same name)
Mommy cat, Big Moma: the cats fat and has a pouch that hangs down so we though she was pregnant.
Cardinal Furry: she must be the first female cardinal i dont know how i came up with this name but i luv it.
Muchie Muchie: I use this one when i play with her, but dont use it when guests are over its kinda embarassing.

Posted by Judge Edgar on Feb-22-2004 15:27:

Name him Monkey!

Posted by DarkFall01 on Feb-22-2004 20:29:

My dog's name is Max, my dad was gonna call him Pancho though

Posted by M1cro5lave on Feb-22-2004 20:44:

One of my cats is named Spider since he loves eating spiders
Another cat we named Ozzy since we were listening to Ozzy when we got him..
So that's how we name animals around here

Posted by Mako on Feb-23-2004 02:17:

Swear words would be good. I mean imagine calling your dog fuckface...

"hey fuckface, come and get your food! *whistles*"

Posted by EriK_V on Feb-23-2004 03:31:

dog = mr. kibbles^^

can't think of a unique one for a cat

Posted by caddyshack on Feb-23-2004 03:31:

my uncle named his cat shit head long time ago. his kids named their new cat Binkie!

Posted by DarkAngel on Feb-23-2004 05:06:

When I had my snakes, I named my female one Pythona (COBRA enemy from G.I. Joe the Movie) And my male snake, his original name was Snookems (DUMBEST F'N name in history......well, today anyway ) I didn't give him that dumbass name. When I got him I changed his name (if that's actually possible bleh ) to Viper. I couldnt think of anything better at the time.

Years ago when I had my dog (forgot what breed he was....long time) his name was Benji.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Feb-23-2004 06:11:

Tito
Starfocker
Winky, Pinky, slinky...anything with Inky

and Fred

Posted by DJ Lac on Feb-23-2004 08:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I have 3 cats. 2 boys called Milton & Sherman, and the most adorable little cat with huge ears called Rosie.

MIke for a sec I thought you were gay lol

Posted by betterthanall on Feb-23-2004 10:49:

my, now deceased, dog had 3 names

originally krinkle, than. . .

putz, than. . .

kringle putz krinkle.