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Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 00:53:

Why do mice have small balls?

because not many of them know how to dance

NOTE TO MODS: this thread was previously deleted without reason.

i have decided to re-post it as i think i have a right to share it with others!!

if u can give me good reason to delete it! then fine! go ahead!

i just want a reason!!

Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-23-2004 00:58:

so you answered your own question...

hhhmmmm, I am trying to think of a reason not to close this :P

Posted by caddyshack on Feb-23-2004 00:59:

Re: Why do mice have small balls?

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 01:01:

does nobody else find it hilarious??

Posted by j�c� on Feb-23-2004 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
does nobody else find it hilarious??

not really, no

Posted by _-MIl0 on Feb-23-2004 02:06:

damn this is gonna get hit worst then a afghan in new york

Posted by astroboy on Feb-23-2004 06:13:

Gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.

Thank you, that is all.

Posted by Tranc3 on Feb-23-2004 06:19:

Dancing leads to smaller cajones? Then that must mean that all the fundamentalist anti-dancing people must simply be trying to compensate for something.

Posted by astroboy on Feb-23-2004 06:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
Dancing leads to smaller cajones? Then that must mean that all the fundamentalist anti-dancing people must simply be trying to compensate for something.

Why are Christian fundamentalists opposed to extra-marital sex?

Because it could so easily lead to dancing!

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 11:43:

could it possibly be that all of you dont even get the joke?

question: why do mice have small balls??
answer: not many of them know how to dance

does anyone get the joke???

Posted by astroboy on Feb-23-2004 11:46:

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
could it possibly be that all of you dont even get the joke?

question: why do mice have small balls??
answer: not many of them know how to dance

does anyone get the joke???

Of course I get the joke...

Now answer me a serious but completely unrelated question: Don't you hate the smell of mothballs?

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 11:54:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Of course I get the joke...

Now answer me a serious but completely unrelated question: Don't you hate the smell of mothballs?

explain it to me then!

havn't a fuckin clue what a mothball is!

Posted by astroboy on Feb-23-2004 12:02:

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
explain it to me then!

When they throw a ball, (as in where everyone gets together and dresses up and dances), not many mice turn up \, because they don;t know how to dance, therefore they have small balls.

quote:
havn't a fuckin clue what a mothball is!

[whisper]This is in fact an elaborate set up for my own crappy testicle-related joke, so I'll wait for someone who does know to answer[/whisper] ... erm erm.... So does anyone else know what moth-balls smell like?

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Feb-23-2004 12:52:

Re: Why do mice have small balls?

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
because not many of them know how to dance

NOTE TO MODS: this thread was previously deleted without reason.

i have decided to re-post it as i think i have a right to share it with others!!

if u can give me good reason to delete it! then fine! go ahead!

i just want a reason!!

It prolly got deleted cos its not exactly overly funny is it.

i thought xmas was over, but no, ppl are still pulling out the xmas cracker jokes.

and next time PM a mod, don't post a thread about it in one of the forums.

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 13:11:

Re: Re: Why do mice have small balls?

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo

It prolly got deleted cos its not exactly overly funny is it.

i thought xmas was over, but no, ppl are still pulling out the xmas cracker jokes.

and next time PM a mod, don't post a thread about it in one of the forums.

personally i found it hilarious

there's a lot more shitty threads on TA than that one i created!!

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Feb-23-2004 13:27:

Re: Re: Re: Why do mice have small balls?

quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
personally i found it hilarious

there's a lot more shitty threads on TA than that one i created!!

The only one shittier than this was also started by you.

Yes, I mean the piles one.

Posted by Kamikaze Badger on Feb-23-2004 13:32:

Mice have small balls because they shrink when they see shitty threads like this.

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 13:35:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why do mice have small balls?

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
The only one shittier than this was also started by you.

Yes, I mean the piles one.

u got a prob with my threads: dont read em!

Posted by vmc on Feb-23-2004 14:33:

Posted by UglyDave on Feb-23-2004 14:55:

i give up

couldn't b arsed with this thread anymore.

Posted by mentalbarter on Feb-23-2004 17:20:

Re: Re: Why do mice have small balls?

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo

i thought xmas was over, but no, ppl are still pulling out the xmas cracker jokes.

thats even more unfunny and abstract than a cracker joke

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Feb-23-2004 18:06:

Re: Re: Re: Why do mice have small balls?

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
thats even more unfunny and abstract than a cracker joke

funny it was not meant to be, abstract perhaps . . .

Posted by vswede on Feb-23-2004 18:33:

lol fukin stupid...

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-23-2004 18:53:

OMFG that almost made me laugh!

now its time to take a shit.

Posted by astroboy on Feb-24-2004 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Muff2K
Happy Hardcore shrinks your balls

Maybe mice listen to happy hardcore???

But seriously, the strange thing is today I actually find this joke funny.

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