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Spank the Monkey
WTF? Nothing here 'cept a buncha cartoon pics...
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I dont get it..
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| Originally posted by SkyHigh I dont get it.. |
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| Originally posted by Tranc3 Spanking the monkey Choking the chicken Waxing the dolphin Unbottling the dolphin Cleaning the pipes Taking a break Squeezing the toothpaste Beating the Bishop Making the bald man cry Dancing with the one-eyed sailor Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college Auditioning the finger puppets A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters Auditioning the hand puppet Badgering the witness Beating the fuck out of your best friend Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget Beating the snot outta Rotney Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick Blueball baseball Calling down for more Mayo Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis Caping the crusader Cheating on your other hand Checking the plumbing Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops Committing mass spermicide Decongesting the weasel Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust Dropping the kids off at the pool Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell Firing the presidential staff Fishing for zipper trout Flogging your dumber brother Foreplay with Fistina Freeing the hostages Freeing Willy Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine Giving the seamen shore leave Giving yourself a helping hand Giving yourself a low five Having a play date with your little friend Having a puppet show in your pants Having a staff meeting Hitchhiking under the Big Top Launching the morning missile Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster My personal favorite: Making special sauce with frank and beans Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up Making the llama spit Manhandling your man-handle Milking the bull One-handed workout Opening up a bottle of Squirt Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson Playing the stand-up organ Playing with Yoosef Polishing the family jewels Polishing the hot rod Polishing the purple people pleaser Practicing for the Big Game Pulling the single serving soup dispenser Rapid one arm pull-ups Releasing the Olympic Doves Riding the Great White Knuckler Romancing the bone Roughing the passer Roughing up the suspect Rubbing the Buddha for good luck Running in single-user mode Running off a batch by hand Sanding the obelisk Shaking hands with your wife's best friend Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk Shaking the hand of the self-employed Shooting tadpoles at the moon Shooting the pump action porridge gun Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man Spackling the ceiling Spending some quality time with yourself Spit-polishing the purple helmet Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber Taking little Elvis to Graceland Taking your turn at the self-serve pump Target practice with the yogurt gun Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker Tenderizing the tube steak Test-firing the meat missile Testing the hand cream dispenser Trolling for the one-eyed walleye Tube sock tango Warming up the altar boy's dinner White-water wristing Zygote spraying |
ahhaahah great stuff
that's cute
Tranc3 - your post was the bomb.
Been looking for a list like that.. thx
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