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Smoking alf-alfa?

Since there isn't any weed here in Iowa, would smoking alf-alfa(the green stickish hay) wrapped in grass hay(brownish and grassy hay) be toxic?

lol, isnt alf afla the stringy vegetable stuff?

if there isnt weed in iowa, then grow your own and be a dealer, you could make some $$$. every city's got drugs around anyways

no weedin iowa? defuk?

kid...become a private business man and make some mula....

invest in some potatoe stock...then take all that money and buy amazing mutant strands of ganja....plant it...grow it...love it..

fuk zee stringy veggy Blunts...go for the real thing.

Previously I had only suspected there was something wrong with Iowa. Now I know something is wrong (!), no weed - what is the world coming to?

I've never met any one from Iowa...

I think I know why now.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I've never met any one from Iowa... I think I know why now.

be glad, be very glad...

btw, isn't the cornhusker's stadium like the 2nd largest city in the state when it's filled to capacity

*Edit* or is that nebraska...

Whether it's toxic or not, why would you want to do it? It's not going to fuck you up.

I doubt that stuff would get you high, it would probably just give you a headache and make you cough a lot.

My grandparents live in Iowa in a small town and I go there every summer for a week...Iowa is one boring state from what I've seen. Then again the town I live in isn't anymore exciting. As we all know boredom leads to smoking weed so I don't blame you for wanting some.

man you must be young. I used to live in Iowa, and no kidding out in the boonies, big sticky icky weed plants just grow naturally. No kidding when I lived there I would just see them out in the fields and it was good stuff.

Not only that but Iowa City always has weed going in and out.

Apparently if you smoke enough catnip it'll give you a good buzz.

Grow your own dude, then u wont have to spend $ or time finding it (for years!)

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Originally posted by Poncho man you must be young. I used to live in Iowa, and no kidding out in the boonies, big sticky icky weed plants just grow naturally. No kidding when I lived there I would just see them out in the fields and it was good stuff. Not only that but Iowa City always has weed going in and out.

I doubt there's any growing there in the wild now, waaaay too cold, pot's a tropical plant. I wish that happened around me though, free weed just growing in the woods...

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Originally posted by tranceDJ pot's a tropical plant.

just to let you know...it's not a tropical plant..
but it can't grow in "oh mah gadt im going to freeze my balls off" weather.

it can grow anywhere that a regular plant can...given the soil, water, and light ratio's it needs...

or you can grow it inside and forget about that weather Bullshit.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink just to let you know...it's not a tropical plant.. but it can't grow in "oh mah gadt im going to freeze my balls off" weather. it can grow anywhere that a regular plant can...given the soil, water, and light ratio's it needs... or you can grow it inside and forget about that weather Bullshit.

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Cannabis is a leafy plant which grows wild in many of the tropic and temperate areas of the world.

^^
I correct myself, it's not a tropical plant by definition but grows best in tropical areas. I'm guessing weed that grows in the wild is pretty shitty too, unless plants are grown a certain way they won't yield much THC.

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Originally posted by tranceDJ unless plants are grown a certain way they won't yield much THC.

All female plants yield THC from what I know.
Male plants are what we like to call..HEMP
and hermaphrodites are middiez...regz...
ganja with seeds, and THC...

but female plants, DANK, high quality stuff...yeah that is THC filled.

And depending on the way it grows...hydrophonics, indoor, outdoor... all that adds to how much it yields and so on...

You could also take into account the strain of ganja it is.

anywayz..hehe

Re: Smoking alf-alfa?

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Originally posted by Kamikaze Badger would smoking alf-alfa(the green stickish hay) wrapped in grass hay(brownish and grassy hay) be toxic?

No, alfalfa wouldn't do the trick. Try eating some rat poison.

during the winter ya no weed grows, but seeing those deep dark greens out in the fields along the road. Just awesome.

LMAO some kid from my school was buying weed and the person gave him alfalfa insted, now everyone calls him alfalfa and its really funny

Re: Smoking alf-alfa?

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Originally posted by Kamikaze Badger Since there isn't any weed here in Iowa, would smoking alf-alfa(the green stickish hay) wrapped in grass hay(brownish and grassy hay) be toxic?

Try banana peels. If that doesn't do the trick, snort some pixie sticks. If that doesn't do it, throw some lemon juice in your eye.

You'll find something sooner or later that works, I'm sure.

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Originally posted by dj_squish LMAO some kid from my school was buying weed and the person gave him alfalfa insted, now everyone calls him alfalfa and its really funny

Last semester, this dumbass from miami was like "yo yo, some friends gave me some miami FUNK! some FUNK!"

and i was like "woah, funk"...but ive never heard of that LMAO
anywayz, i look at it...and its looking sketchy as hell...smelt like aerosal...and i everything about it screamed "im not weed".

What a bastard- tryin to sell fake ganja.

Yo, Mr. Other Iowa Dude, you talking about ditchweed? That shit's low quality pot, and the people at school would get suspicious if the girl that lives near me notices her pretty ditchweed disappearing...

I cant believe that there is no weed up there. kansas city gots some shit.

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