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Posted by -=M=- on Feb-28-2004 05:26:

The Bored @ Work Thread

i think i might make this in tribute to my little page of my scat book that i wrote @ work a little while ago... basically you gotta post stuff that you reckon would make working @ a call centre more fun... heres a few of my own:

#1: Get some form of elephant in a toutou riding a baby tricycle to whiz by periodically just to keep the staff on their toes

#2: The occasional blackout combined with a police drug-raid

#3: 2 words: Keyboard Fights

#4: One of those vacuum style tubing systems to send messanges to people *THUNK*

#5: A super soaker filled with jelly

#6: A mud wrestling pit

#7: 2 Girls to go in the mud wrestling pit

#8: A jaffle iron

#9: A filing cabinet made from cracker barrell extra sharp cheese. Inside this cabinet shall be lots of water crackers

#10: A pet - preferably a meercat... so he can stand up periodically to alert me of people who may care about internet misuse

#11: Staple gun laser-tag.

Any more ideas?

Posted by -=M=- on Feb-28-2004 05:57:

4 minutes til i finish work

#12: Hire Elle McPhereson to give out 15 minute massages periodically

Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-28-2004 05:59:

again...

doesn't scat mean poop???

Posted by -=M=- on Feb-28-2004 06:01:

???
Scat = scattered

the book i write in when my mind = teh scatteredness

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-28-2004 11:52:

ruler spanking competition

we had that in college...we were so bored shitless.

Posted by Streakfury on Feb-28-2004 22:46:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
...basically you gotta post stuff that you reckon would make working @ a call centre more fun...

Hehe, I love it when someone from a call centre in India or somewhere phones up trying to sell me windows and stuff, and I'm like "No thanks, my house came with windows", or "Sorry, I live in an abandoned World War II nuclear bunker, we dont have any windows".

Posted by Mr. Pink on Feb-28-2004 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
again...

doesn't scat mean poop???

Yeah...poop eaters....and then there's that singing ....that weird jumbled singing..
but i have a sneaking suspicion that they are singing all jumbled like because they just finished eating poop..

Posted by ShadoWolf on Jul-07-2004 14:00:

Posted by madhattared on Jul-07-2004 15:36:

cellafame sp? wrap and packing peanuts.... just think of the possibilites

a while ago there was a pic going around the internet of a cubical filled with them =)

Posted by Zenchowdah on Jul-07-2004 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by madhattared
cellafame sp? wrap and packing peanuts.... just think of the possibilites

a while ago there was a pic going around the internet of a cubical filled with them =)

cellophane.

Posted by osuracnaes on Jul-07-2004 15:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
again...

doesn't scat mean poop???

By that logic, the Scatman is the Poopman.

Where's the Poopman?

Posted by Spad on Jul-07-2004 16:24:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
???
Scat = scattered

the book i write in when my mind = teh scatteredness

er... I'd rename it

* voice filters for the headsets
* mp3 plugins for the phone system so you can choose the hold music you give
* headsets that give an electric shock to the lowest performer each hour
* glass floors so you can see into the floors below and above
* school uniform dresscode (coupled with the above rule could be very entertaining)

Posted by Boomer187 on Jul-07-2004 17:05:

quote:
Originally posted by osuracnaes
By that logic, the Scatman is the Poopman.

Where's the Poopman?

that would be if scat == poop.

google scat freaks, I dare ya...wait, I dunno what will come up, but you can try.

Posted by tribu on Jul-07-2004 17:08:

Fridays are: 'Fit Girls Wear Skirts with no Panties and Spend a Minimum of 2 Hours Bent over in Front of a Guy while Ignoring any Intruding Feelings' Day.

guaranteed to lower office tension!

Posted by -=M=- on Jul-08-2004 05:22:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Fridays are: 'Fit Girls Wear Skirts with no Panties and Spend a Minimum of 2 Hours Bent over in Front of a Guy while Ignoring any Intruding Feelings' Day.

guaranteed to lower office tension!

2 hours??? man... that aint nearly enough on a friday

personally i reckon we just get nude chicks.

Posted by A.J. on Jul-08-2004 07:27:

Dude, go to the inthemix 9-5 thread.

Surely you are a member there?

Posted by Tweak on Jul-09-2004 23:44:

you get access to tranceaddict at work? man it sux being a telstra slavebot

Posted by zep on Jul-10-2004 00:04:

I go for chicks dancing butt-ass nekked on the tables!

Posted by Paula on Jul-10-2004 04:55:

work...sucks

i've got a problem. I just started my job bout 3 weeks ago. I'm usually scheduled closing hours with one of my assistant managers, we'll call him Dan. OKay so it's gotten really boring and freaking awkward because he won't be social with me. He's 22 and I'm 17. The closest in age compared to anyone else I work with. He'll talk and be funny and joke with the other people but when its just me and him he won't TALK. If I ask a question or something , he'll answer, but that's about it. Any ideas? I've tried starting conversations and I even tried to bribe the guy with food but it doesn't worrkkkkkkk////

help?! ANY COMMENTS/IDEAS APPRECIATED!