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Posted by Tranc3 on Mar-07-2004 05:45:

World's dumbest town

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...7763480001.html

Best part:

quote:
Dozens of dimwits have been hospitalized with bizarre self-inflicted injuries. Cooley residents often drive cars with cardboard sunscreens still covering the windshield, try to iron their clothes while wearing them and jump off buildings dressed as Superman because they think the cape enables them to fly. The Town Council recently outlawed Superman capes, for residents' protection.

Posted by StealthAssassin on Mar-07-2004 06:00:

quote:
Originally posted by The Police Chief
Police announced they must stop all patrols, because their squad cars have run out of gas. "We can't buy new cars until the next budget year,"

I want them protecting my city.

quote:
Originally outlawed by The Town Counsel
Superman capes, for residents' protection.

Good Idea. ROFL

quote:
Originally said by Marty Simpkind the Mayor
"We'd be real happy going from 75 to 95. That's two points, right?"

Thank you Weeky World News.

Posted by fitom tiel on Mar-07-2004 07:38:

ROFL 'Originally posted by The Police Chief'

Posted by ASOT100 on Mar-07-2004 09:56:

wth is this real?

edit: nm, wait for the stop sign to change? haha

Posted by Matt Jay on Mar-08-2004 00:03:

I feel ashamed to be from the same country

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-08-2004 21:27:

that is like proper cool.

id love to live in a town like that. where as i am more 1337

Posted by O-RzA on Mar-09-2004 02:29:

Haha
funny as hell
but there's now way that's real
their stupidity is too typical to jokes you hear
but i guess those jokes gotta come from somewhere

Posted by jonSun on Mar-10-2004 03:24:

Maybe its something in the water.

Posted by St�phanie on Mar-10-2004 03:58:

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An abandoned warehouse burned to the ground because firefighters didn't hook their hoses to water hydrants. "I always thought the water was already in the truck," says a firehouse commander. "Somebody should've said something about those hydrant things."

Posted by meneedit on Mar-10-2004 04:24:

"Australia"

why the fuck did it have to be from my country

"dumbasses. absolute dumbasses"

=====that is 2 say the people of cooley