How do you make Hamburgers on stove?

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Posted by Poncho on Mar-10-2004 00:23:

How do you make Hamburgers on stove?

I have a pan, and a frozen hamburger. What must I do in order to eat the hamburger.

Posted by torontotrance on Mar-10-2004 00:27:

i'll assume you have just a pound of hamburger

defrost the hamburger
make the hamburger (the entire pack) into smaller hamburgers
put a bit of oil into the pan
turn the heat on high
let it cook then flip the burger
let it cook then flip the burger

i tend to flip the burger often because I feel it gets better taste imo. Cook it till you are satisified and then voila.

Posted by Salem on Mar-10-2004 00:28:

Re: How do you make Hamburgers on stove?

quote:
Originally posted by Poncho
I have a pan, and a frozen hamburger. What must I do in order to eat the hamburger.

christ....ok......u unthaw in the micro wave, (defrost), then it really depends on weather u want patties or just fryed ground beef in a pan, if u want patties, then u must unthaw untill u can work the meat into buger shapes, u put an egg, and bread crumbs or outmeal and mix in a boil (prior to shaping), in order for it to stay in one shape, then fry in frying pan.

Posted by smokeape on Mar-10-2004 00:32:

Re: How do you make Hamburgers on stove?

quote:
Originally posted by Poncho
I have a pan, and a frozen hamburger. What must I do in order to eat the hamburger.

Get your girlfriend (or wife) and tell her to cook it, like right now dammit!

Works for me...

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by Tranc3 on Mar-10-2004 00:42:

Re: How do you make Hamburgers on stove?

quote:
Originally posted by Poncho
I have a pan, and a frozen hamburger. What must I do in order to eat the hamburger.

Forget the pan, eat the hamburger. Don't mind the hard coldness.

Posted by aeonik on Mar-10-2004 00:46:

mmmm. burger...

the best way to do it is to:
1. defrost meat[still in package] in a bowl of hot water, microwaving makes it shitty.
2. egg and bread mix to make meat more edible.
3. shape into meatty morsels.
4. put oil in pan and fry until all pink or red is brown or grey.
5. eat burger. mmmmm.
you should also try instant saimin, its soooo simple, yet, tasty.

Posted by DiMethGuy on Mar-10-2004 01:03:

hahaha...I love you guys. "What must I do to eat the hamburger."

hahahahahahhaha...FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Chris Crossland on Mar-10-2004 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by DiMethGuy
hahaha...I love you guys. "What must I do to eat the hamburger."

hahahahahahhaha...FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed it gave me a laugh too.

Can you cook raw hamburger in the microwave?

Posted by biznology on Mar-10-2004 01:22:

well if its like the prefrozen ones i get you just put it on the pan till juices come out the top, then flip. teh easy - but i doubt you have the pre shaped ones|

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-10-2004 01:24:

You can't cook a hamburger? I hope you don't own a gun.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-10-2004 02:29:

Posted by Poncho on Mar-10-2004 02:33:

it tasted good

Posted by trancendental on Mar-10-2004 02:49:

that is why they invented hamburger-helpers

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-10-2004 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by trancendental
that is why they invented hamburger-helpers

I don't see why they call it hamburger-helper, it does just fine on its own.

Posted by tranceDJ on Mar-10-2004 03:42:

quote:
Originally posted by gwrmarines
Indeed it gave me a laugh too.

Can you cook raw hamburger in the microwave?

Yeah...but I imagine it tastes like shit. Microwave is really only good for cooking up some foods and reheating purposes.

Posted by Sean Walsh on Mar-10-2004 03:44:

quote:
unthaw

Pet peeve of mine. You realize that to "unthaw" something would mean to freeze it right?

Posted by jinxed84 on Mar-10-2004 04:16:

Re: How do you make Hamburgers on stove?

quote:
Originally posted by Poncho
I have a pan, and a frozen hamburger. What must I do in order to eat the hamburger.

so simple yet so FUNNY.

ahh i pity you

Posted by DigiNut on Mar-10-2004 05:31:

Why does everybody say defrost it in the microwave? What's the matter with you people, you're cooking it in a pan basically by itself, the defrosting stage is completely unnecessary and just ruins the taste.

Also, he said a frozen hamburger, not ground beef. Believe me, those frozen hamburgers are not ground beef, they're processed meat, don't count on making anything super delicious out of one of those.

Posted by Orbax on Mar-10-2004 05:53:

technically microwaves cannot heat past boiling because the electro magnetic frequency is that of what it takes to spin the dipole of H20. As soon as it gets enough energy the water evaporates, leaving it a constant state of pre boil. THats why they dont microwave heat, it dehydrates it while killing no parasites.

plus just cook the fucking thing till there isnt pink

Posted by blazed it on Mar-10-2004 09:28:

george foreman that shit.

edit... didn't see the on the stove part.