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Posted by DJ_FRAZ on Mar-10-2004 20:23:

knicking stuff from work

whats the biggest thing(s) you have stolen from your workplace while being an employee, if anything?
just wondering

Posted by Sloouh on Mar-10-2004 20:28:

Its only on the level of puddings from a fridge. But then again I only work as a wash up as I'm still in school.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-10-2004 20:36:

'knicking' doesnt have a 'k' in it.

shame on u, ur from the uk as well.

anyway, to the subject...

um...i dont think ive nicked anything from where ive worked...

probably pens and food and shit but thats abt it, nothing like a deep fryer or a microwave or anything substantial like that...

Posted by DJ_FRAZ on Mar-10-2004 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
'knicking' doesnt have a 'k' in it.

shame on u, ur from the uk as well.

hmmm.
knick a microwave

where do u work?

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-10-2004 20:50:

as a teenager I would "nick" all the time, money for pizza or pop, toilet paper for tpin houses (34 4-packs one time), but in shear amount I think it was just a pocket knife, a $70 one.

however my friend that worked in a large sports store would frequently take things, fishing reels (a $100 one for me and a few for my friends), tennis rackets, and the best one.....a $40 badmitten racket, graphite shaft....it was beautiful.

Posted by UglyDave on Mar-10-2004 20:50:

old job:

windows 2000, ms office 2000, VB6
countless cd-r's

current job:

loads of fruit. the occasional bar of chocolate.
was pretty tempted to steal a digital camera, but opted out in the end

old job == trainee software design engineer
curreny job: LIDL - > Store assistant

Posted by DJ_FRAZ on Mar-10-2004 20:51:

joe heany is the lidl king

Posted by Sloouh on Mar-10-2004 20:55:

Lidl's!!! The king of cheap booze

If I got a mate with a car I could probably steal a microwave, I think theyd notice it missing though and I'd be the prime suspect. I steal plenty of food though, pockets full of white chocolate buttons from catering packs

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-10-2004 20:59:

old job - say you wanted a regular hamburger meal (will remain nameless for liability's sake) that cost $5.40.

cashier - regular meal? [pushes the 5 on the pad, while keeping eye contact with the custy]

custy - yes please.

cashier - fries or onion rings?

custy- fries. [cashier pushes the 4 on the pad, custy remains oblivious]

cashier - what kind of drink? [presses the '0' upon the customer's choice]

Cashier - that's $5.40, they give you a 10 , you press no-sale, give them $4.60 back in change, so now there is a $5.40 surplus in the till. Change the waste-list and say you dropped a hamburger on the ground and everything is covered. Made a lot of money doing this. But I am reformed, and refuse to ever work in fast food again.

also, hehe, last summer i punked a 60 of Crown Royal, a 40 of Johnnie Walker, a 26 of apple shnapps and a multitude of beer from my miserly boss. Underpaid, underappreciated, overly-drunk.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-10-2004 21:01:

Re: knicking stuff from work

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_FRAZ
whats the biggest thing(s) you have stolen from your workplace while being an employee, if anything?
just wondering

You're not an undercover bobby, are you? You've gotta tell me if you are, it's the law.

Posted by DJ_FRAZ on Mar-10-2004 21:05:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
old job - say you wanted a regular hamburger meal (will remain nameless for liability's sake) that cost $5.40.

cashier - regular meal? [pushes the 5 on the pad, while keeping eye contact with the custy]

custy - yes please.

cashier - fries or onion rings?

custy- fries. [cashier pushes the 4 on the pad, custy remains oblivious]

cashier - what kind of drink? [presses the '0' upon the customer's choice]

Cashier - that's $5.40, they give you a 10 , you press no-sale, give them $4.60 back in change, so now there is a $5.40 surplus in the till. Change the waste-list and say you dropped a hamburger on the ground and everything is covered. Made a lot of money doing this. But I am reformed, and refuse to ever work in fast food again.

haha i know 2 people that used to do that, and they made a fortune doing it too

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-10-2004 21:09:

used to work at lansing buildall..i nicked 2 thousand dolars worth of material drywall lamps doors etc. in one heist..it was fuckin awesome...im telling u i could have grew up to be a smooth crimnal...damn concious

Posted by UglyDave on Mar-10-2004 21:10:

smart guy b.s.e,

i'd do the same, but u get orders of about �170, so i really couldn't b arsed.

anyways, the only reason i'd steal money is to buy a bigger lunch, and anything in the shop i usually nick anyways

well, no, that aint true, but i've opened a few multi-packs and devoured the lot

Posted by DJ_FRAZ on Mar-10-2004 21:10:

Re: Re: knicking stuff from work

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
You're not an undercover bobby, are you? You've gotta tell me if you are, it's the law.

no mate... i took some things today and felt bad. so i was just wanting to see what other people had took to make me feel better

Posted by Omegasox on Mar-10-2004 21:15:

Working at a restaurant is the best. Every night I had to close I'd have a filet mignon dinner to take home with me because I was one of the few people who was nice to the cooks. They'd always hook me up, I miss that.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-10-2004 21:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
used to work at lansing buildall..i nicked 2 thousand dolars worth of material drywall lamps doors etc. in one heist..it was fuckin awesome...im telling u i could have grew up to be a smooth crimnal...damn concious

hukt awn fonix

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-10-2004 21:28:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_FRAZ
hmmm.
knick a microwave

where do u work?

i used to work in gateway (some resturant thingy)

and ELC (early learning centre, yes the one with lots of little annoying kids and trainees with bright orange shirts)

come to think abt it, i used to bum alot of food from gateway...had the munchies alot when i was working, as when i was working, i got paid and i got drugs with that money.

so my routine was : work, college, get stoned, repeat.

it was cool, however on the subject of drugs...how the hell could u steal drugs (weed, hash etc)?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-10-2004 21:28:

werked fer u twop?

Posted by ShadoWolf on Mar-10-2004 22:38:

Posted by Matt Jay on Mar-10-2004 22:41:

I only nick some cat5 network cable when I need some

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-10-2004 22:41:

nah its a franchised hardware store...i was remodelling my room and couldnt afford all the material...

also for a while when i left college i tried stealing one of their laptops...but they found out and took it back which is why i was missing in action for abt 9 months last year

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-10-2004 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
nah its a franchised hardware store...i was remodelling my room and couldnt afford all the material...

also for a while when i left college i tried stealing one of their laptops...but they found out and took it back which is why i was missing in action for abt 9 months last year

Posted by mezzir on Mar-11-2004 00:57:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
old job - say you wanted a regular hamburger meal (will remain nameless for liability's sake) that cost $5.40.

cashier - regular meal? [pushes the 5 on the pad, while keeping eye contact with the custy]

custy - yes please.

cashier - fries or onion rings?

custy- fries. [cashier pushes the 4 on the pad, custy remains oblivious]

cashier - what kind of drink? [presses the '0' upon the customer's choice]

Cashier - that's $5.40, they give you a 10 , you press no-sale, give them $4.60 back in change, so now there is a $5.40 surplus in the till. Change the waste-list and say you dropped a hamburger on the ground and everything is covered. Made a lot of money doing this. But I am reformed, and refuse to ever work in fast food again.

also, hehe, last summer i punked a 60 of Crown Royal, a 40 of Johnnie Walker, a 26 of apple shnapps and a multitude of beer from my miserly boss. Underpaid, underappreciated, overly-drunk.

any good cashier knows how to do that

Posted by Cal on Mar-11-2004 01:36:

About a G

what?!

Posted by A.J. on Mar-11-2004 01:39:

I work in a bottle shop (a.k.a liquor store) and i haven't stolen any alchohol, but i have stolen a shitload of promotional material.

A cardboard Jim Beam Boat, about 100 Grolsch key rings, beer holders, a couple of six pack cooler bags, bottle openers, lighters, beer mugs, glasses etc etc

You should see my mini-bar at home!!!

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