The keep me company while i'm at work for 8 hours thread

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Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 21:59:

The keep me company while i'm at work for 8 hours thread

Ok this day looks like it's going to be a very boring one... i got back from work @ 6am to find out i had work @ 9 so i am very tired, sitting in a call centre, waiting for sweet fuck all calls to come in

this forum appears to be pretty much all i have

Posted by EriK_V on Mar-12-2004 22:11:

sorry to hear that. this is what i tell everyone when they're bored:

just stare at the girl in my avatar. she'll keep you busy

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:13:

nice... 15 mins have gone by

should i make some form of countdown timer or something?

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Mar-12-2004 22:24:

ok i will try and tell you a joke, sorry if i mess it up or if you have already heard it...

A husband comes home to see his wife sitting on the front porch with 2 suitcases, he askes her what's goin on...
"i found out that in Las Vegas people get paid $400 a night for what i give you for free, so i am moving"
husband "well hold on, i'll get my bags too"
wife "why?"
husband "i want to see you live off of $800 a year!"

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:26:

lol nice one

yes

post more jokes

*shakes fist* posssttt theeeem!!

Posted by Sloouh on Mar-12-2004 22:28:

Have you already tried browser games? They'll keep you amused for a while.

What will the calls be about if/when they come in? I'm bored as well

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-12-2004 22:30:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
ok i will try and tell you a joke, sorry if i mess it up or if you have already heard it...

A husband comes home to see his wife sitting on the front porch with 2 suitcases, he askes her what's goin on...
"i found out that in Las Vegas people get paid $400 a night for what i give you for free, so i am moving"
husband "well hold on, i'll get my bags too"
wife "why?"
husband "i want to see you live off of $800 a year!"

naw, its only $200 a night. not that Ive tried, but I hear things.

funnay none the less.

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Mar-12-2004 22:32:

ok

a hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock and begins eating it raw. A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for killing an endangered species.
In court, the kiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.
"considering the circumstances, i find you not guilty" says the judge, "but i have to ask, that did the eagle taste like?"

"Well your honour" the hiker says, "it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl".

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:34:

haha nice

how do you fix a dishwasher?

smack the fucking bitch.

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Mar-12-2004 22:38:

ok before we get two carried away with the woman jokes, i will let you know, i am infact a woman. but i still have some good woman jokes, i posted them in another thread

repost?

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:39:

you're a woman, eh?

PICS!

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-12-2004 22:40:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
you're a woman, eh?

PICS!

hahaha

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Mar-12-2004 22:44:

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-12-2004 22:48:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel

OMGHI2U!!!one!1

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:49:

ok i just stared at your sig for 5 mins while answering my first call... now i'm horny and can't get up

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-12-2004 22:50:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
ok i just stared at your sig for 5 mins while answering my first call... now i'm horny and can't get up

what do you work for a phone sex hotline???

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-12-2004 22:51:

what kinda of cals do you answer?????? tech support or something like that?

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:52:

quote:
Nick Warren 2/20/04
Ferry at eleven50 3/4/04
loooooong and boring trip to Arkansas
ARMIN VAN BUUREN 4/1/04
Paul Van Dyk 4/14/04

Nick Warren and Van Buuren visited aus recently... they fkn rocked

i just want ferry to come now so my life will be complete

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-12-2004 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
ok i just stared at your sig for 5 mins while answering my first call... now i'm horny and can't get up

I wouldn't click here if I was you.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-12-2004 22:54:

Re: The keep me company while i'm at work for 8 hours thread

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
Ok this day looks like it's going to be a very boring one... i got back from work @ 6am to find out i had work @ 9 so i am very tired, sitting in a call centre, waiting for sweet fuck all calls to come in

this forum appears to be pretty much all i have

how does it feel being a ?

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-12-2004 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
Nick Warren and Van Buuren visited aus recently... they fkn rocked

i just want ferry to come now so my life will be complete

i gotta update my sig, went to see ferry and nick already and also went to arkansas.... so that is old stuff.. i wont be able to see armin though got a stupid speeding ticket... but got my ticket for pvd allready

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:58:

nah i handle campaigns for newspaper deliveries, cinema corporate sales etc

fkn sucks

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 22:59:

Re: Re: The keep me company while i'm at work for 8 hours thread

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
how does it feel being a ?

i love you bse, purely because you like samus

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-12-2004 23:00:

hahah a job is a job man, ne glad you have one

but by ur explanation i ahve no clue what it is

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 23:05:

i sit here

wait for someone calling to order a subscription to "the age" (a newspaper in melbourne)

or

wait for someone to call the village corporate sales hotline and order 100+ movie tickets

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