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Posted by T-1000 on Mar-12-2004 22:53:

Ten things that piss me off

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no penis.

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $10.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Mar-12-2004 22:56:

heard them all before

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-12-2004 22:57:

I have logical answers for more than half of these.

but I am too tired to post em all :P.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Mar-12-2004 23:00:

I freakin' hate soar throats....the most annoying things on the planet.

Posted by T-1000 on Mar-12-2004 23:04:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Fuq
heard them all before

I knew they were kinda old...so I added the " " at the end

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-12-2004 23:08:

i dislike townys.

and ive heard all of the above.

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 23:16:

Re: Ten things that piss me off

quote:
Originally posted by T-1000
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no penis.

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $10.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

1: people point at their wrist coz they think you're a dumbass

2: dude when you got a doughnut that big who needs a penis?

3: a tv remote has future use

4: what about cakes that look too good to eat?

5: dude, this phrase was made up to confuse poor feeble minds like your own. i'm sure you've overlooked the item you were looking for then come back to find it... you are an exception, i'm sorry

6: perhaps the chick (or guy) you were sitting next to thought that you were too busy concentrating on their chest to be watching the movie

7: dude the guy cant drive and he's blind - a perfect example of what could happen if you drink drove

8: this roughly translated means "do you have time for me to ask you 2 questions, buddy?" -- 14 syllables is a bit longer to ask than 7, dont you think?

9: its a new product based on an older designed model, FOOL!

10: cops ask you that to determine whether you knew you were speeding or not, if you state that you werent speeding they beat down on yo' ass

Posted by Lumps on Mar-12-2004 23:18:

Re: Ten things that piss me off

quote:
Originally posted by T-1000
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

We were talking about this at work last night. I guess it's alright to do if you're a considerable distance away from each other (instead of yelling), but it kills the point when he/she screams the time back to you.

Posted by T-1000 on Mar-12-2004 23:25:

Re: Re: Ten things that piss me off

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
1: people point at their wrist coz they think you're a dumbass

2: dude when you got a doughnut that big who needs a penis?

3: a tv remote has future use

4: what about cakes that look too good to eat?

5: dude, this phrase was made up to confuse poor feeble minds like your own. i'm sure you've overlooked the item you were looking for then come back to find it... you are an exception, i'm sorry

6: perhaps the chick (or guy) you were sitting next to thought that you were too busy concentrating on their chest to be watching the movie

7: dude the guy cant drive and he's blind - a perfect example of what could happen if you drink drove

8: this roughly translated means "do you have time for me to ask you 2 questions, buddy?" -- 14 syllables is a bit longer to ask than 7, dont you think?

9: its a new product based on an older designed model, FOOL!

10: cops ask you that to determine whether you knew you were speeding or not, if you state that you werent speeding they beat down on yo' ass

Your wit amazes me......not. You're denser than I thought

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 23:26:

since when was wit a part of an argument?

Posted by T-1000 on Mar-12-2004 23:28:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
since when was wit a part of an argument?

This statement of yours just proves me right

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-12-2004 23:36:

right? or WRONG!?

Posted by djSlain on Mar-12-2004 23:44:

i believed Copy and Paste was invented with the AppleII?

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-12-2004 23:57:

I don't have time to respond...

*points at my wrist*

because I'm getting ready to go out to a party.

Posted by -=M=- on Mar-13-2004 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I don't have time to respond...

*points at my wrist*

because I'm getting ready to go out to a party.

wikkid

Posted by Streakfury on Mar-13-2004 02:31:

Well, made me laugh. I think I woke my housemates up...

Posted by smokeape on Mar-13-2004 03:33:

Re: Re: Ten things that piss me off

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
1: people point at their wrist coz they think you're a dumbass

Geez, we get the point. The originals were a little humorous, but not in the side splitting category. You don't have to respond point for point with every joke as if they're fact. After all, they're just jokes, remember? Quit your BS and let 'em post...

[[[smoke]]]