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Some of my favourite TA posts
Was a bit bored today so I had a quick search through for some of my all time favourite posts on TA. I like each one for different reasons, but here they go
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| Originally posted by davinox i couldn't get my pants unbuttoned, so in revenge, i peed in them. |
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| Originally posted by Lost Inhibition i wasnt "starting rumours", just speculating. |
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| Originally posted by Coup Neo just came round on his way home, to buy my mp3 player off me, i show him my be.angeled cd maxi as a laff, and he turned around and cobbed it down the garden, cd comes flying out the case and lands on the grass and the case ploughs into the rockery! like wtf! comes charging into my house and starts throwing my cds around!! the cheek! |
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| Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav BPM counters are like masturbation you think you're having fun and getting something done but in reality you're just fucking yourself |
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| Originally posted by Unknown DJ wtf is wrong with it? because not only does it look like u started at the top of the ugly tree, and fell out hitting every branch on the way down, it also looks like someone broke off part of the ugly tree and caried on smacking you with it till u got to the state ur in now. happy? |
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| Originally posted by RaVeRSurGe i love techno = i love fat one armed & one legged women (no offense to the women who have one arm and one leg)... I'm sure TAs agree with me ^_^ |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 dj sammy/lasgo are techno, and gabriel and dresden are anything but. |
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| Originally posted by politicsofdancin if you dont like it, one word for you buddy, TOO BAD!!!! |
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| Originally posted by DJ_TRON im my opinion...SASHA BLOWS!!!!! Sasha is probly one of the worst DJs ive ever heard...lol...i would be glad not to see her...but the rest of the DJs are good, thats where the fake ID comes in PEACE childsplay |
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| Originally posted by TheRascalKing Hello everyone. I recently joined up to this board a little while ago, and this is my first post. I usually just enjoy reading, put I'm posting because I noticed some people use the abbreviation "Ste". What the hell does "Ste" mean? Thanks! Maxwell |

classics imo
hahahaha
that's a great list
hahah awesome stuff
very funny!
Guess you didn't like the "Funny way to ask a girl out" thread.
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| Originally posted by Generation X lol aloep you typed a paragraph. what a big leet nerd you are trying to get more nerds on your side against some guy who is getting you mad you fucking sissy. |
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| Originally posted by Generation X hahahahahah.. man i could laugh forever. your post proves more opinions and points of my thought than the whole thread so far.. i am not going to point out why. you should understand you're such an intelligent smart mother******.. fuck i'm cool i used an eye rolling smiley i am fucking l33t. everyone look i am gonna get so much pussy tonight when girls read my posts... FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FAG AND ALL THAT LOOK LIKE YOU!! |
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| Originally posted by InfiniteSquare the fact your jealous of me cos you only have access to 30+ day mp3 is really a shitty deal for yourself... another thing that suxx for you is that you look like a fucking wolf LMAO AHHAHAHAHA. oh well suxx2bu! |
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| Originally posted by Ze TranceLover I hate rap. For me it's not music : it's shit. I hate those sad heads of the 'singers' (if we can call them singers). For me, when we love trance, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE to love rap because rap is violent and trance is PEACE AND LOVE. sorry but for me rap sucks big time. only for bad people. |
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| Originally posted by TranceRulezz For me, no doubt : T.R.A.N.C.E Other styles (House, Techno, progressive...) SUXX big time compare to trance music. Trance is magic. In a near future, it will kills a lot of music styles I think. I don't understand people who don't like trance music!!! Trance: emotion, energy. House: old 70's disco sounds, repetitive, SAME BASSLINE, no energy. Techno: Crazy, always the same boom boom non-stop, no melody. Progressive: no emotion, no melody, looks like techno music, HORRIBLE. that's my opinions ![]() TranceRulezz |
comedians. pfft.
I am a robot, do what I say.
I've seen better 
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not an 'all-time favourite', but oh well:
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| posted by a dude with the nickname " ZxZDeViLZxZ " on a recent thread FUCK THE RIAAA yeah tahts right fuck em they are a bunch of pussys and arent the ones that should be bitching but the only reason they bitch is kus artists pay them to be protected by them arist such as ppk thats the only reason they care and are as bad as they are.... mpaa has more to loose then the riaa riaa is horse shit there we go tahts enough fo that......... FUCK THE RIAA i will shit on their mothers and fist their sisters fucken ******s |
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| Originally posted by Orbax I think the more important question is this: If you mixed pool water, pond water, and tap water, would it explode? |
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Was a bit bored today so I had a quick search through for some of my all time favourite posts on TA. I like each one for different reasons, but here they go |
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| Originally posted by nic01445 ]LOLOLO)LOLOLOLOLOLSYOLOLOLOLOLOL ^my fav LOLZ |
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=82274
just read thru there... classic posts
haha those are some good ones
Ok nobody said it yet...
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| Originally posted by SebbyI need help from anyone ASAP! My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks.... Hey Ashley, I hope you don�t think that I�m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one�.since we did meet for the first time through note writing�lol Anyway your probably wondering why I�m even writing this letter. Well, first off�I�m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you�re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you�re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: �If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you�re the shit.� Maybe it�s your sexy nose ring, or you�re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it�s just the fact that I�m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke�.no really it was And maybe I�m just ignorant or can�t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know�..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage�or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht�...or maybe you didn�t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn�t at least I know that you got this letter. Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you�d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald�s with me this weekend? (I�m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it� I�m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest�.. Fuck it�I�m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You�ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement�..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you�.. and if you say no. It�s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal. I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don�t have a boyfriend cuz I�m sure he�d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn�t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I�m just kidding) Have a great break!!! Yours truly, Patrick �Pizda� Aksan |
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink I've seen better |
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| Originally posted by Sebby Hey Ashley, I hope you don�t think that I�m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one�.since we did meet for the first time through note writing�lol Anyway your probably wondering why I�m even writing this letter. Well, first off�I�m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you�re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you�re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: �If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you�re the shit.� Maybe it�s your sexy nose ring, or you�re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it�s just the fact that I�m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke�.no really it was And maybe I�m just ignorant or can�t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know�..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage�or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht�...or maybe you didn�t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn�t at least I know that you got this letter. Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you�d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald�s with me this weekend? (I�m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it� I�m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest�.. Fuck it�I�m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You�ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement�..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you�.. and if you say no. It�s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal. I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don�t have a boyfriend cuz I�m sure he�d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn�t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I�m just kidding) Have a great break!!! Yours truly, Patrick �Pizda� Aksan |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow I know... You're renouncing your belief in the existence of God. Welcome my pagan brother, Monday we will drink goat's blood together to celebrate your conversion to Athiestism. muhahaha. |
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| Originally posted by speedracer_mec you know wut....fuk all of yall...yall dont understand me at all man. Why da hell would i be posting bullshit on here. im sorry my life has been a complete waste..and full of suffering...Wtf do i need to be gettin attention for?...am i some kind of new pussy noob? that needs attention ive be on ta long enough to develop ties to several individuals..and no need to grab attention from some morons ill never meet...only here to lay my story out on the chillout forums so maybe some people can get some insight on my life.....is thats wut u wanna call it |
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| Originally posted by occrider I agree with everyone else ... abort the girlfriend, then perform self castration. No more gf, no more baby, no more vd worries, and no more fuck-ups on your part. |
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| Originally posted by Ste bonzai 2003 - the ultimate last attempt to save lightning records. cant wait to download this baby.... |
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery ArturoB - Try & Die (Kplzthx Rmx) |
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| Originally posted by DJ-SpinTacular your amateur bullshit isnt never gonna top ATB in a millon years so stop your ego from blowing up, cuz its about to pop like a f*ckin zit. |
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery you have no right to call me shit, cuz i dont see you making anything better, so suggest you shut the hell up, punk ass bastard. Oh, I love to turn peoples own comments against them. Yes I do. |
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper and Mr.Mystery responds with: |

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| Originally posted by DJ-SpinTacular you people are fuckin stupid! |
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| Originally posted by tranceDJ DON'T SEND TEH LETTER!!!!!!!1111111 |
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| My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks.... |
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