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Posted by T-1000 on Mar-19-2004 15:11:

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kds
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them

Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : Your son's finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you

Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good : The postman's early
Bad : He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly : You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do

Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend

Good : You're wife is pregnant
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago

Posted by Streakfury on Mar-19-2004 15:38:

Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

quote:
Originally posted by T-1000
Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend

Haha, that's brilliant.

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-19-2004 16:00:

good stuff my first laugh of the day

Posted by Lira on Mar-19-2004 16:01:

Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

quote:
Originally posted by T-1000
Good: Your wife's not talking to you

hehe

Posted by jdat on Mar-19-2004 16:05:

I want more of those!!!!

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Mar-19-2004 17:24:

Pure class

Posted by UWM on Mar-19-2004 18:01:

Nice one

Posted by mmilo on Mar-19-2004 18:02:

that was great !

Posted by whiskers on Mar-19-2004 18:05:

code:TAOISM                  SHIT HAPPENS 
HARE KRISHNA            SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING 
HINDUISM                THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE 
ISLAM                   IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE 
ZEN                     WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING? 
BUDDHISM                WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? 
CONFUCIANISM            CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS" 
7TH DAY ADVENTIST       SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS 
CALVINISM               SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER 
CATHOLICISM             IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT 
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS       KNOCK KNOCK "SHIT HAPPENS" 
UNITARIANISM            WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 
MORMON                  SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN 
JUDAISM                 WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? 
RASTAFARIANISM          LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT 
SATANISM                LET'S MAKE SHIT 
AGNOSTIC                MAYBE SHIT DOES HAPPEN 
ATHEIST                 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT 
CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST     LET'S DEFINE THIS SHIT 
SCIENTOLOGIST           PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

Posted by butterfly on Mar-19-2004 18:14:

lol...

Posted by DigiNut on Mar-19-2004 19:45:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers

code:
TAOISM SHIT HAPPENS HARE KRISHNA SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING HINDUISM THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE ISLAM IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE ZEN WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING? BUDDHISM WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? CONFUCIANISM CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS" 7TH DAY ADVENTIST SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS CALVINISM SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER CATHOLICISM IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KNOCK KNOCK "SHIT HAPPENS" UNITARIANISM WHAT IS THIS SHIT? MORMON SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN JUDAISM WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? RASTAFARIANISM LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT SATANISM LET'S MAKE SHIT AGNOSTIC MAYBE SHIT DOES HAPPEN ATHEIST I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST LET'S DEFINE THIS SHIT SCIENTOLOGIST PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

I've got the T-shirt, mwahahaha...