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Posted by Pete K on Mar-24-2004 17:14:

The man store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in San Diego where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors,and the men increase in positive attributes as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go
up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting.
BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another
flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a
nice day.

Posted by DasBrotBesser on Mar-24-2004 21:59:

HAHAHA so true

Posted by smokeape on Mar-25-2004 03:42:

Well, a bird in the hand... as the saying goes.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by EssentialMix3r on Mar-25-2004 21:38:

HAHAHA

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Mar-26-2004 02:24:

Class!

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Mar-28-2004 06:13:

hehehe

Posted by j@y on Mar-28-2004 08:54:

hahahah c peurf