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TIme for me to share with you a lil story
The Tale of Two Islands
By Fr0st
This story revolves arround two islands of which location is unkown, but can lie anywhere any the vast oceans of the world. Yet the islands themselves are only seperated by a small channel of water The inhabitants of one island included a rooster and a vast number of rodents, vermin and weeds. And on the other island lives a cat surrounded with acres of corn and grain....
One day the rooster gazes across at the other island full of corn and grain and thinks to himself how wonderful it would be to eat that instead of the weeds and rodents hes becomes acustumed tooo.... Sooo he decideds hes gonna give it all his might and jump from his island to the other island... So he runs all the way to the far side of the island. Runs as fast as his lil' rooster feet can go... Then as he nears the edge of the island he jumps and flaps his little rooster wings the way roosters doo..... And lands smack down in the middle of the island. Now he is happy as can be knowing that has acres of corn and grain to himself...
All the meanwhile the cat has been watching... And she thinks to herself "well shit, if that little rooster can jump to this island with is scrawny 2 little legs, while i have 4 strong cat legs, I should be able to jump this with no problem"... Soooo she runs to the far side of the island... And gets totally psyched and hopes she does overshoot her target.. She runs as fast as the wind right up to the edge. Jumps, lands smack down in the middle of the water.
Now there is a moral to this story.
"Where there is a wet pussy. there is a happy cock"..
THE END..
hahahaha lol
i love it
it touched me
immensely
Funny stuff man.
If i can get a good response from this iill continue to write a masterpiece each week to lighten the mood...
haha! very clever my man
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| Originally posted by fr0st The Tale of Two Islands By Fr0st Now there is a moral to this story. "Where there is a wet pussy. there is a happy cock".. THE END.. |
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| Originally posted by spacechica yet you forget to mention neither cats nor roosters swim... what's the moral to that story? ... |
Bahahahahah!!!! good one buddy!!!!
very clever indeed!! 
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Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. 
cheers.
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| Originally posted by fr0st Your constantly confusing me.... The story doesn't have anything to do with swiming cocks or pussies ones wet ones happy.... thats the moral..... +1 SpaceCadet |
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| Originally posted by spacechica Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. cheers. |
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| Originally posted by spacechica Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. cheers. |
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| Originally posted by spacechica Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. cheers. |
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| Originally posted by spacechica Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. cheers. |
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ok fine... L.O.L.
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| Originally posted by fr0st Man you retarded and should learn a lil something about roosters/chickens... .THen are able to fly short distances.. Im to tired to even think of something to say to you just get the fuck out of my thread..... And make sense when you post something...Fucks sakes... The cat is wet the rooster is happy thats it.... What the fuck are you gonna wanna know next? Did the cat float or sink? |
I've heard different versions, but I think this is the original.
A cat goes up to a rooster and says, "I can do anything you can do!" The rooster took the challenge and jumped over a broomstick. The cat jumped over the broomstick and said, "See, I can do anything you can do!" The rooster then went to a tiny brook, jumped/flew across and then asked the cat to do it. The cat ran, jumped, and fell in the water. The rooster had a great laugh as the cat got out of the water.
The moral of this story is:
Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.
Edit: Actually, this one is closer to the original.
One day there was this worm on one side of a pond and a chicken on the other. The chicken was feeling a little hungry, so he decided to fly across the pond and eat the worm. He did. As he was laying next to the pond, feeling full, a cat appeared on the other side of the pond. The cat noticed the chicken and decided to jump across the pond and eat it since he was feeling a little hungry. Well the cat leaped as hard as he could but only made it halfway across the pond and fell into it.
The moral of the story is: Behind every wet pussy, there is a happy cock!
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| Originally posted by Omegasox I've heard different versions, but I think this is the original. A cat goes up to a rooster and says, "I can do anything you can do!" The rooster took the challenge and jumped over a broomstick. The cat jumped over the broomstick and said, "See, I can do anything you can do!" The rooster then went to a tiny brook, jumped/flew across and then asked the cat to do it. The cat ran, jumped, and fell in the water. The rooster had a great laugh as the cat got out of the water. The moral of this story is: Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock. Edit: Actually, this one is closer to the original. One day there was this worm on one side of a pond and a chicken on the other. The chicken was feeling a little hungry, so he decided to fly across the pond and eat the worm. He did. As he was laying next to the pond, feeling full, a cat appeared on the other side of the pond. The cat noticed the chicken and decided to jump across the pond and eat it since he was feeling a little hungry. Well the cat leaped as hard as he could but only made it halfway across the pond and fell into it. The moral of the story is: Behind every wet pussy, there is a happy cock! |
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| Originally posted by trancinchink lol... too much time on ur hands? |
let's figure out how far the cat traveled:
displacement = (initial velocity * change in time) + [1/2 * acceleration * (change in time)^2]
now was the cat short or long-haired? fat or thin? this affects air drag and aerodynamics and helps determine how across the water he makes it
people SHUT UP
love that story..
that's pretty damn funny. good stuff 
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| Originally posted by Miss Bliss let's figure out how far the cat traveled: displacement = (initial velocity * change in time) + [1/2 * acceleration * (change in time)^2] |
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| Originally posted by fr0st If i can get a good response from this iill continue to write a masterpiece each week to lighten the mood... |
BUMP
in my opinion, one of the funniest arguments i've ever seen on TA
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