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Posted by djSlain on Apr-03-2004 19:53:

Nomination for Nobel Prize of Literacy

Well, it seems that one of my stories may be picked up by a publisher within a few months. In fact, the idea itself is raising eyebrows over in Sweeden where all Nobel Prizes are given. This one is for Acheivement in Literature. It has touched the hearts of at least 1 person and scared this person to a frightening feasible theory about Earth's future and humanity's eventual de-civilization. I would like to thank myself for being that damn good.
anyways:

In a few years, the Earth will be reaching its maximum capacity and the abundancy of natural resources will start to drop at an extreme rate. The world leaders have come together to plot ideas on how to keep people safe.
It seems that survival of the human race now depends on the US (or whoever is that damn rich) top secret space project. They announce that their scientists KNEW that overpopulation would occour....50 years ago. There are already bases on and IN the moon to accomodate a large percentage of Earth's surviving population.
So, everyone in the world pays their bills and thus starts project "intergalactic u-hual." All the poor people are put into spaceship (tuna ships, as they call them) to the moon. All the rich people stay here on the Earth. Because of Earth's near apocalypse, and the human's ability to live through it, a new day starts. "0 year." They have also renamed the plant "genesis" and refer to themselvs as (Male) "adam" and (female) "eve"
well, the moon people do the same thing. The moon is renamed to Seed and there are (male) Coral and (female) Rose. Well, the people of Seed are absolutely furious at Genesis for putting them in such horrible conditions on the moon. Well, 50 years later, both planets are doing well, but now Seed Extremists are terrorizing Genesis and Genesis retaliates. lots of deaths.
and then....a civil war...

well, if i get the nobel prize for literature, then i'm going to follow my dreams to become an player of the NBA.


Posted by whiskers on Apr-03-2004 19:54:

Re: Nomination for Nobel Prize of Literacy

"Nomination for nobel prize of literacy"



is that irony or what?


Posted by djSlain on Apr-03-2004 20:00:

Liter is a measurement of volume. Acy is the guy from Saved By The Bell


Posted by Pio on Apr-03-2004 20:03:

Re: Nomination for Nobel Prize of Literacy

quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
Well, it seems that one of my stories may be picked up by a publisher within a few months. In fact, the idea itself is raising eyebrows over in Sweeden where all Nobel Prizes are given. This one is for Acheivement in Literature. It has touched the hearts of at least 1 person and scared this person to a frightening feasible theory about Earth's future and humanity's eventual de-civilization. I would like to thank myself for being that damn good.
anyways:

In a few years, the Earth will be reaching its maximum capacity and the abundancy of natural resources will start to drop at an extreme rate. The world leaders have come together to plot ideas on how to keep people safe.
It seems that survival of the human race now depends on the US (or whoever is that damn rich) top secret space project. They announce that their scientists KNEW that overpopulation would occour....50 years ago. There are already bases on and IN the moon to accomodate a large percentage of Earth's surviving population.
So, everyone in the world pays their bills and thus starts project "intergalactic u-hual." All the poor people are put into spaceship (tuna ships, as they call them) to the moon. All the rich people stay here on the Earth. Because of Earth's near apocalypse, and the human's ability to live through it, a new day starts. "0 year." They have also renamed the plant "genesis" and refer to themselvs as (Male) "adam" and (female) "eve"
well, the moon people do the same thing. The moon is renamed to Seed and there are (male) Coral and (female) Rose. Well, the people of Seed are absolutely furious at Genesis for putting them in such horrible conditions on the moon. Well, 50 years later, both planets are doing well, but now Seed Extremists are terrorizing Genesis and Genesis retaliates. lots of deaths.
and then....a civil war...

well, if i get the nobel prize for literature, then i'm going to follow my dreams to become an player of the NBA.


ah, so i see you started doing teh drugs. good shit huh?


Posted by djSlain on Apr-03-2004 20:14:

drugs? drugs are for people who have a small penis and they use drugs to make it look bigger when they stick the weed inside their penis, kinda like a bean bag


Posted by djSlain on Apr-03-2004 20:52:

Re: Re: Nomination for Nobel Prize of Literacy

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
"Nomination for nobel prize of literacy"



is that irony or what?


u did read that i was being nominated for an Oscar in sweeden? right?


Posted by fitom tiel on Apr-03-2004 21:19:

revolutionary!
the bastardised child of an Odoevsky novel and the French Regime with a dash of the Bible and Scientology, and yet not even as creative.

i just find it ironic that you might be picked up by a publisher in the following months and yet have a nomination for Achievement in Literature in Sweeden [sic].


such crap.


Posted by djSlain on Apr-03-2004 21:30:

what?
1. i don't understand what your talking about.
2. I don't understand your member name


Posted by djSlain on Apr-03-2004 21:34:

they were called Adams and Eves because 90% of the world follows religion, and a majority of these certain people believe that the first humans to be "created" are Adam and Eve. The fact that earth was so close to being destroyed (and it's people), they rename themselves Genesis as a rebirth to the world.
I thought of Seed as being a way to start something created by man, like growing a plant through the cracks of cement. Males are called Corals because they are the more aggressive of the genders and a somewhat relation to plant life. and Roses for the beauty of women, once again relating to plants, related to Seed


Posted by Tudo Beleza on Apr-03-2004 22:15:

Where is Sweeden? I have only heard of Sweden before. I would have hated to have been your editor.


Posted by Azz3D on Apr-03-2004 23:10:

Not to be an ass, but I see at least 2 spelling mistakes and a grammar error.

Disregard the comment if that was a joke


Posted by MrSquirrel on Apr-03-2004 23:29:

A Nobel Proze for being able to read and write?

Uhm, Interesting concept?

MrS


Posted by smokeape on Apr-03-2004 23:43:

I just got nominated for a Noble Prize for beer drinking!

Lol!
[[[smoke]]]

Blank and Jones - Mind of the Wonderful


Posted by AmbiguousBliss on Apr-03-2004 23:50:


Posted by davinox on Apr-04-2004 00:02:

haha woah. and i thought my posts were dumb.


Posted by getfoul on Apr-04-2004 00:28:

Re: Nomination for Nobel Prize of Literacy

quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
Well, it seems that one of my stories may be picked up by a publisher within a few months. In fact, the idea itself is raising eyebrows over in Sweeden where all Nobel Prizes are given. This one is for Acheivement in Literature. It has touched the hearts of at least 1 person and scared this person to a frightening feasible theory about Earth's future and humanity's eventual de-civilization. I would like to thank myself for being that damn good.
anyways:
well, if i get the nobel prize for literature, then i'm going to follow my dreams to become an player of the NBA.


so you say they MIGHT be picked up, and just because the nobel prizes are given out in Sweden, you MIGHT get one? become an player in the NBA. Congrats, you can "write" yet not use proper grammar and spelling. Good luck in your writing career.


Posted by LiANG on Apr-04-2004 02:04:


Posted by MrSquirrel on Apr-04-2004 02:13:

quote:
Originally posted by LiANG


G-R-Double E-N LEAVES!

I just noticed (thanks to herr DigitalNutbag) that I spelled "prize" wrong and said "proze" in earlier post.

I am now the dunce, and here is my cap:



MrS


Posted by djSlain on Apr-04-2004 03:07:

what's wrong with playing in the NBA? I train Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. I know the armbar, kneebar, heel hook, rear naked choke, triangle choke and the eye gouge. Surely throwing 4 pointers can't be THAT hard

here's me kicking Shaq's head off:


Posted by fitom tiel on Apr-04-2004 03:31:

this is gash


Posted by djSlain on Apr-04-2004 04:04:

whats with the name? ASCII halloween?


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Apr-04-2004 04:12:

WTF! you're asian now? looks a bit diffrent from the last bullshit pictures i saw you post. this thread is so bullocks i'm not even going to finish my rant for fear of already wasting too much time in it.


Posted by djSlain on Apr-04-2004 04:14:

that is me! It's the camera angle. the light is reflecting off my glasses


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Apr-04-2004 04:22:

oh i see, a victim of diffrent angles?

here is me with one camera angle...
(on the right)

and this is a picture of me from a diffrent angle..


Posted by djSlain on Apr-04-2004 18:03:

this camera angle should clear things up


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